This one is the only one among the 10+ I browsed through on the website and read in the comments that actually made me laugh. Good one! Thanks for sharing. :)
ok this might sound crazy, but at first I completely missed the joke because it automatically rearranged the entire sentance into udp packets walked into a bar. I wonder how that works psychologically.
There are 11 kinds of people that understand binary. Those that understand binary, those that don't understand binary, and those that understand grey code.
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
I knew about enough to fill an index card: enough for an adequate interview answer, but not enough that I would relish getting follow-up questions.
While deciding what to say I started with this joke. The interviewer laughed and moved on to the next question. I got the job offer.
> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.
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- Jon Skeet facts: https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-fact...
- Chuck Norris facts: http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-fa...
https://www.codepuns.com/archive
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Thank you
Btw, it reminds me of "10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't"
"Hey, buddy, can you paradigm?"
Ulster says NO! :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Democratic_Party
https://youtu.be/M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19