11 comments

  • arjie 2 hours ago
    I wear one of these chips on my wristwatch since the 125 kHz RFID lets me open doors and use the elevator in my building without needing to pull out my keys. It’s entirely passive so I’m guessing that the chip in question carries an ID that is read by a reader and points to an ID on some pet identification database. So she was “updating the chip” less and “keeping the database up to date” more.

    Ubiquitous microchips are really quite amazing.

    • mcpherrinm 1 hour ago
      Yes, it's just a number referenced in one of a few databases.

      > The 15-digit pet microchip is the international standard (see ISO 11784:1996 and ISO 11785:1996)

      https://www.aaha.org/for-veterinary-professionals/microchip-...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_11784_and_ISO_11785

    • zoklet-enjoyer 2 hours ago
      I've had one in my hand for 12 years. It has my contact card on it.
      • randerson 1 hour ago
        I'm not even sure which of many questions to ask first..

        - Are you a furry?

        - Do you tend to wander off and forget who you are?

        - Who would think to scan a human for a chip?

        - Is this a common thing to do and I just don't know it?

        - Did you put the chip there or did someone else?

        - Or was it some kind of freak accident?

        • rimunroe 1 hour ago
          You can inject these things pretty easily. They're about the size of a grain of rice, and pretty popular in some circles.
        • Rebelgecko 1 hour ago
          * they're definitely disproportionately common in the furry community but not really a "furry thing"

          I think most people use them as a backup work badge or controlling other RFID readers (car key, smart lock, etc). Or as a party trick

          It's not particularly common but I've met other people.

          Some people selfinject but it's probably more common to go to like a tattoo parlor or body mod shop

        • zoklet-enjoyer 1 hour ago
          Hahaha definitely not a furry. I had some magnets implanted and was looking into other subtle body mods and thought an NFC chip would be fun. I bought the magnets and the chip from dangerousthings.com

          I went to a piercing shop to get it done by a guy who does silicone implants and other less common body modifications.

          It's not common. The only other people I've met with chips are the guy who implanted it and my girlfriend at the time.

          I have considered getting a newer model implanted and using that to badge in at work and home, but I'd likely have to travel halfway across the country to get it done.

          • Buildstarted 13 minutes ago
            was this a couple decades ago or so? i remember reading a blog about someone who implanted a magnet in the tip of one of their fingers and then put a chip in the skin between the thumb and forefinger.
          • bombcar 1 hour ago
            Bright side! you'll never be John Doe - unidentified serial killer victim #3

            if they bother scanning the bodies

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      • arjie 1 hour ago
        Haha, mine is meant to fit in the webbing between thumb and index finger, but I just have a little 3d-printed attachment that holds it to my watch. Didn't have the balls to go the whole way.
      • emmelaich 1 hour ago
        I remember https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Oxer getting one in 2008. Quite the pioneer.
      • nickthegreek 1 hour ago
        21 years in my right hand. Sadly, they weren't writable back then, so it is just a static number.
        • zoklet-enjoyer 1 hour ago
          You must have been one of the first to do it!
          • sanswork 22 minutes ago
            I've had mine for a similar length of time. Friend ran a few piercing/body mod shops in the UK and had just gotten them in. A few friends got them at the same time though most eventually had them cut out. Mines still there it's a fun party truck these days I never actually used it for anything.
  • TuringNYC 2 hours ago
    Thanks for the heartwarming story, loved it! Quite a nice change from all the depressing news otherwise.
  • ViktorRay 2 hours ago
    These microchips are amazing technology.

    I highly highly encourage all you pet lovers to obtain one for your little homie.

    You never know when you’ll need it.

    • OptionOfT 45 minutes ago
      24 EU countries have mandatory dog micro-chipping.

      In Belgium there is a centralized database in which the data is maintained.

      When I moved to the USA I thought it was very weird that it wasn't done automatically, and that there are many databases out there.

      In fact, one went bust a while ago: https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/microchip-company-cl...

      Now what? Gotta pay to have 18 digits and an address inserted in a database?

      I thought it was very weird in the USA

  • olalonde 35 minutes ago
    I wonder how the dog survived for 11 years... Surely he wasn't a stray that entire time?
  • sillysaurusx 19 minutes ago
    I don't think it's legally required for vets to check chips whenever new "owners" take them in for a visit. I've been holding out hope for reuniting with my missing cat Salt, but wherever he is, he's happily in someone else's living room. And I doubt the microchip will bring him back anytime soon.

    Sadly cat snatching is a real thing that's happened to me possibly twice. The first time was confirmed beyond a doubt; I had to bust out my cat from her back porch at 2am or so when I was roaming the neighborhood looking for him. The only reason I was even in the vicinity was that it was the last spot the GPS tracker reported before he went missing.

    "Keep your pets indoors, then!" Yeah, yeah. The risks come with the territory. But my boy Pepper is still with me after a couple years, and I'm hoping a tag with "I have a happy home" followed by my number will keep would-be "do-gooders" away. (A lot of these crazy folks that snatch pets think they're doing the pet a favor by taking them.)

    Miss you Salt.

    Anyway, the point is, if vets were legally required to actually check the chips when they're brought in for appiontments, they'd quickly notice the discrepancy. They're the only entity in the world in a position to do something about it. But what vet is gonna try to take "your" pet away from you when you take them in just because of mismatched chips? Nobody, because pets are property, and that would be theft according to the law.

    • akerl_ 12 minutes ago
      > The risks come with the territory

      To be clear here, the “territory” here is letting your pet free roam off of your property and expecting everybody else to be cool with that?

      • sillysaurusx 5 minutes ago
        Yes. Believe it or not, that's fine for cats. "Everybody else" is by far the biggest risk. Not cars, not animals.

        It's always so frustrating when you've been doing something for 15 years, speak from experience, and then someone comes along and says "Well, that's bad!" Sure. Meanwhile, my cat comes home happy and healthy each night, unless "everybody else" decides to steal him in the guise of doing him a favor.

        Verified microchips during vet appointments would cancel out this exploit.

      • Daneel_ 6 minutes ago
        Exactly. Please keep cats indoors - they kill all the local wildlife.

        I have a cat and it stays indoors exclusively.

        • sillysaurusx 4 minutes ago
          They don't, actually. It's a widely-cited myth, and almost impossible to measure in practice. What does "all the local wildlife" even mean? Is the threat here that birds are going to go extinct because of cats? Not likely, and the burden of proof is on the people repeating this mistaken belief.

          Using "think of the birds" as a justification for imprisoning your cat for their entire lives is also pretty crummy. It's called wildlife because they exist in the wilderness. Even if cats kill a large number of birds, so what? Those birds don't have a happy, loving home with emotional bonds to an actual human.

          If you think this logic is flawed, explain why you're fine with flies dying but not birds. I bet you've swatted a few in your time.

  • thelastgallon 1 hour ago
    > her beloved pit bull, Forty-Cal, had been missing for 11 years.

    > He's super docile and friendly. Always has been.

    Are pit bulls known for being docile?

    • albatross79 57 minutes ago
      That's just what the owners tend to say after the dog has ripped some child apart. It's the "I didn't know it was loaded" defense.
      • hinkley 23 minutes ago
        The dumbest thing I’ve done in the last ten years was stick my hands in the mouth of a “docile and friendly” pitty to extract a screaming puppy.

        Only afterward did I realized I almost destroyed my livelihood.

        My partner Google stalked the owner and discovered that he’d been force to surrender another pit bull two years earlier.

    • vjvjvjvjghv 14 minutes ago
      They are actually super sweet dogs in most cases. But once they get going, they are super strong and don’t give up. With most dogs you can separate them when they bite but a pit bull won’t let go.

      Years ago we fostered a lot of different dogs and the pit bulls were some of the nicest. But you have to pay attention to their strength. For example playing tug-o-war may end up in a shoulder injury because the pit bull will pull really hard.

      Another problem is that a lot of idiots like pit bulls and make them aggressive.

    • macintux 41 minutes ago
      I took a few pit mixes out of the local humane society last summer for "Doggy Day Out", basically an opportunity for dogs who need new homes to get exposure to the community and get away from the kennel for a few hours, and they were universally friendly, sweet dogs.

      There's some selection bias, obviously, but their reputation is definitely overblown.

      • dmix 28 minutes ago
        They are banned in Ontario, Canada for a good reason and banned in UK for the same reasons.

        The only time my dog was ever randomly attacked was a pitbull and you quickly learn talking to other dog owners how common this is. Nothing clears out a dog park like a pit bull showing up.

        • macintux 23 minutes ago
          I suspect the reasons are (generously) keeping them out of the hands of people who would treat them poorly and perpetuate the stereotypes, or (less generously) ignorance and fear.
    • thewoodsman 1 hour ago
      Honestly, all the ones I've known have been super sweet dogs. I can never quite bring myself to fully trust them, but frankly I never fully trust any dog.
    • tom_ 1 hour ago
      Not typically - but when it's called Forty Cal, maybe? That's what, one bell pepper?
      • doodlebugging 44 minutes ago
        Or maybe it's short for Forty Caliber. Pretty big difference.
        • tom_ 40 minutes ago
          Hm, that's a good point. I totally did not think of that as a possibility. But what are the chances? I mean, it's just a cute little pit bull we're talking about here! It's not as if it's even a big dog, like a golden retriever, or a nice friendly alsatian.
    • zoklet-enjoyer 1 hour ago
      I used to have a pitbull/boxer mix and she was the sweetest dog. She had the longest tongue and would do big yawns and I'd just stick my hand in her mouth and grab her tongue and she'd shake her head and look confused. It was pretty funny. Most dogs are nice if they live in good homes.
    • xoxxala 1 hour ago
      “It’s not the dog, it’s the owner.”

      There is a self-selecting bias with pit bulls. People who buy and raise pit bulls often want a “mean” “tough” dog, so that’s what they get. You get a loving sweet pit bull if you raise them in a loving sweet way. Dogs are like children; they are very observant and pick up on even the tiniest of cues.

      Although, like people, some dogs (of all different breeds) are born more aggressive. That can usually be corrected with training. It’s mostly nurture, and part nature.

  • _doctor_love 1 hour ago
    Microchipping dogs makes a lot of sense. What are the privacy concerns though? If someone wants to hunt a person down, I imagine the microchips in the dogs would make a great tracking device.
    • duskwuff 1 hour ago
      > I imagine the microchips in the dogs would make a great tracking device.

      They don't. The range of a typical chip reader is a few inches - reading one requires handling the dog (and can be tricky if the chip's migrated from its expected position). It's not something that can be done covertly, or from a distance.

    • randycupertino 52 minutes ago
      It may vary by company but a lot of the time the chip company acts as a neutral intermediary. For example we adopted a homeless cat, and the vet found a chip on her, gave us the chip company info. The chip company wouldn't give us the owner's information but contacted them on our behalf and said we'd found her. They replied to the chip company who told us they moved away and we could have her. We love her so much!
    • xoxxala 1 hour ago
      They are very short range RFID tags that contain no personal information, just an ID number. They don’t make good tracking devices.

      Some owners do use GPS trackers or AirTag like devices.

      • conductr 1 hour ago
        My dog wears an AirTag in her collar. The collar was designed for it and has a waterproof case for the AirTag.
  • EGreg 1 hour ago
    Can someone here explain what she was updating? If her dog wasn't nearby, what does it mean to "update his chip"?
    • gnabgib 1 hour ago
      It's an RFID, it just emits a unique token, which an online system links to records... she's updating the linked record.
    • netsharc 49 minutes ago
      Stupid people who don't understand how things work and then convey them imprecisely... Even with a job as a "journalist"...
    • sjsdaiuasgdia 1 hour ago
      Updating her contact information with the database the chip was registered with
    • Baeocystin 1 hour ago
      Her contact information.
  • zzzeek 37 minutes ago
    was the dog a stray for 11 years? or just owned by someone? I'm not following what actually happened
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