13 comments

  • yangm97 6 minutes ago
    Video interview with the Salmon in question https://youtu.be/dDj7DuHVV9E
  • shrubble 5 hours ago
    I learned recently about “Vin Mariani” a wine from the 1860s that was fortified with coca leaves and contained 6mg per liquid ounce of the wine; except for the bottles sold in USA where it was 7.2mg per ounce, because there were other patent medicines that had cocaine in them and the manufacturer added a bit more to be competitive in the market.

    The Pope of the time loved the stuff and awarded the company a Vatican medal for it.

    • nico 17 minutes ago
      This reminded me of Pisco Punch, one of the most popular drinks in San Francisco around the times of the gold rush

      Mark Twain wrote about it and apparently really enjoyed the drink. The drink was made with Pisco, pineapple juice and cocaine

    • sekh60 4 hours ago
      While I love the Internet and all sorts of modern life fixtures (in a developed country), I feel a bit like I missed out by not being alive when all the crazy drinks were around.
    • colechristensen 4 hours ago
      And John Pemberton produced a clone of Vin Mariani but when alcohol prohibition was passed in Atlanta he produced a non-acoholic version... coca-cola.
    • bombcar 1 hour ago
      But can you consecrate the cocaine wine‽
    • j_french 4 hours ago
      never knew this was a thing. seems it's still available to buy! sounds like a more respectable version of Buckfast, the tonic wine made in an abbey in Devon that had/has a cult popularity with the youth of parts of Ireland and Scotland
      • glerk 1 hour ago
        Did you actually find a place where you can buy this beverage (the official version)? Asking for a friend of course.
      • iamacyborg 3 hours ago
        Also popular in rave culture
  • somenameforme 7 hours ago
    Could this not have been simply an instinct to find cleaner waters? I'm surprised they didn't add another control group which injected something unpleasant that could be naturally found in an area, but would be undesirable - ammonia, some sort of acid, or something along those lines.
    • anthonj 6 hours ago
      The title ie a bit misleading:

      The study want to prove that cocaine is yet another polluter thar alters the fish behaviour even in the small quantities that can be found in the wild in polluted areas. Not that something is special or different about cocaine pollution.

      So the control group in this case are fishes with an implant with no drug at all.

      https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(26)...

    • gus_massa 5 hours ago
      At very low doses, for example chewing the leaves of coke instead of using the high purified version, it's somewhat like drinking a coffee [1].

      I expect the fish to be more active. A coffee patch would be a nice 4th group as another control.

      [1] Chewing the leaves of coke is common in many countries of South America, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acullico

      • randerson 3 hours ago
        Coffee can do strange things to animals. There's a study where NASA gave various drugs to spiders to see how it affected their webs[0]. Coffee had a stranger effect on the web than marijuana.

        [0] https://web.archive.org/web/20210327150247/https://arachnidl...

        • RajT88 1 hour ago
          Salient point:

          Caffeine is a chemical that plants evolved multiple times independently as an insecticide.

        • johnmaguire 3 hours ago
          More than anything this seems like a good reminder that spiders aren't human.
          • burnte 2 hours ago
            And that can be easy to forget in this fast paced world.
        • Lio 2 hours ago
          Obligatory reference to this classic wildlife film from the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa.

          It's almost unbelievable.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2HipedgM3I

      • tomalbrc 4 hours ago
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        • defrost 4 hours ago
          > Be kind. Don't be snarky. Converse curiously; don't cross-examine. Edit out swipes.

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        • gus_massa 4 hours ago
          Because even in low concentrations, I expect cocaine to have a different effect than Valium. (And in both case I expect a different effect at high concentrations.)
        • rcbdev 3 hours ago
          What the fuck is your problem?
    • kees99 5 hours ago
      Agree with your point overall, but ammonia in particular is a poor example.

      Fish lack urea cycle, so they produce and excrete significant amounts of ammonia as part of normal metabolism.

    • Zigurd 3 hours ago
      There's a big data set for cocaine. It comes from wastewater based epidemiology (WBE) studies.
  • throwa356262 6 hours ago
    And just like that, smoked Salmon became popular again :)

    BTW, did you knew municipalities can easily measure fluctuations in drug usage by testing the sewage water? In fact, sometimes they can see clear differences between different parts of the city.

    • hmokiguess 5 hours ago
      Is data like that sold anywhere? I wonder if there’s an analytics market for profiling neighborhoods based on sewage water content now. If my browser history wasn’t already rock bottom, that’s a new low for the ad market
      • tacker2000 5 hours ago
        The European Wastewater Surveillance Dashboard:

        https://wastewater-observatory.jrc.ec.europa.eu/#/content/th...

        Also, Wastewater analysis and drugs — a European multi-city study:

        https://www.euda.europa.eu/publications/pods/waste-water-ana...

      • bjourne 4 hours ago
        Fun fact: if you sign up for many online casinos or betting sites they will indeed use Google Streetview to lookup your house to estimate how much money they might extract from you.
        • hmokiguess 4 hours ago
          that's wild, do you have a source? curious to know more
          • seabird 1 hour ago
            Their strategy is more in-depth than that, and they’re more accurately looking for sharps. Somebody working minimum wage in a trailer betting for “their guy” isn’t a problem, even if they’re not going to make the book much money. Somebody working minimum wage in a trailer smurfing for a sharp can be a huge problem. You can read first hand info from professional bettors, books don’t like to reveal their risk management methodology for obvious reasons.
          • rationalist 1 hour ago
            I know that people who work for at least one non-profit, use Google Streetview to see how much money they should ask people for.
          • bjourne 3 hours ago
            A friend working in the business told me. I don't think it's a strategy the casinos would publicly disclose.
            • shmeeed 43 minutes ago
              Seems quite cumbersome to do this manually when you can get purchasing power assessments at street-level granularity from data brokers.
              • bjourne 16 minutes ago
                You would think so, but you have to remember that customer profitability is exponentially distributed. I e., one addict gambling away their and their loved ones life savings is worth more than hundreds or thousands of regular players. Thus, focusing on acquiring and retaining such addicts makes perfect economic sense. So much that individual sign-ups are analyzed down to Facebook stalking and Streetview googling. Much in the same way the addicts hunt for the big win which will make them rich do the casinos hunt for the whales that will fund the whole office for months.
            • morkalork 1 hour ago
              Streetview and a visual model seems excessive when there's plenty of databrokers straight up selling your mortgage info and shopping habits (from CC purchases)
    • mschuster91 5 hours ago
      > BTW, did you knew municipalities can easily measure fluctuations in drug usage by testing the sewage water?

      Yep. Not just drugs are monitored this way, but also the spread of infectious diseases. That can lead to sometimes pretty weird findings - for example, polio virus is supposed to be extinct, but every so often it shows up in sewage monitoring of major German cities [1]. The cause most likely are people (tourists and immigrants) from Africa and Asia that got an attenuated virus-based vaccination in their home country shortly before they came here.

      Covid is, at least in Bavaria, also part of the regular monitoring schedule [2], Austria monitors for Covid, RSV and influenza [3].

      [1] https://www.aerzteblatt.de/news/erreger-der-kinderlaehmung-i...

      [2] https://bay-voc.lgl.bayern.de/abwassermonitoring

      [3] https://abwasser.ages.at/de/

  • jjk166 26 minutes ago
    How does one get a job as a "let's give cocaine to this animal and see what happens" scientist?
    • llbbdd 22 minutes ago
      Depends on your threshold for credentials and desired pay range. If you've got speed, a stream, and a dream, you can coke up as many fish as you want. It's science as long as you write it down.
  • mayhemducks 2 hours ago
    Good news everyone! If you give a fish a stimulant, it swims more!
  • pixelpoet 6 hours ago
    Shine on you crazy salmon
    • wartywhoa23 2 hours ago
      Hahaha, no, wrong substance :)

      Salmons get crazy and shine after prolonged walks with Lucy in the sky and some diamonds;

      The salmons in question just hanged out with White Stripes.

  • throwaway2037 3 hours ago
    I wonder about the root cause. Can it be explained as: (1) Stimulant helps the fish to swim more distance? (2) Inhibition is lowered so the fish is more willing to explore?
  • api 5 hours ago
    Cocaine bear, cocaine shark, cocaine… salmon?
  • zhouzhao 9 hours ago
    If that is not one good argument to start producing cocaine locally, then I don't know!

    Save the fish.

    • HPsquared 8 hours ago
      Roaming more widely may not be healthy for the salmon.
      • MisterTea 2 hours ago
        Totally. They may wander up bad river, strung out looking for another hit - SNAP! Killed by a bear. My fellow Salmon, please talk to your roe about the dangers of drugs.
      • parodysbird 7 hours ago
        Whether it is or is not, is not a function of the cocaine though, but rather idiosyncrasies of the wider ecologies the salmon are in.

        If roaming more widely introduces them to more productive food opportunities (or, lower predation) than their closer ecology, then it would be beneficial for them. If it does not, then it wouldn't be. Neither context is determined in the basic finding that cocaine causes them to roam more widely.

        • HPsquared 1 hour ago
          Even in the case it were to benefit the salmon, that could still cause secondary problems: something like how nutrient pollution causes some species to run rampant.
      • grebc 6 hours ago
        They’re in a better mood though.
        • tirant 3 hours ago
          Just before becoming suicidal some hours later.
      • finghin 8 hours ago
        I think another study is in order examining how cocaine affects breeding habits.
    • kvgr 6 hours ago
      What about the rats and turtles in sewers? They might become more agresive!
  • throwpoaster 6 hours ago
    We’re looking at you, Vancouver.
  • windowliker 4 hours ago
    Next up: smackhead whales, dolphins on crack, and manatees hitting the bong.