Field of clones: How horse replicas came to dominate polo

(knowablemagazine.org)

117 points | by gscott 11 hours ago

11 comments

  • didibus 10 hours ago
    The thing is, what if there's an even better horse out there? Once you get on the cloning bandwagon, don't you also lock yourself out of looking/evolving an even better horse?
    • brookst 1 hour ago
      I’m reminded of the old “do you want the boat, or what’s behind the door? It could be anything, even a boat!”

      I’m not a polo player but in most games if you’ve already hit the 99.99th percentile, it’s not wise to roll the dice hoping to do better.

    • ethanj8011 9 hours ago
      Yes, but developing a better horse has a low likelihood of success and a relatively long time horizon. There are some arms race dynamics here in that as long as no one else is trying to develop a better horse, you probably are better off just not trying to either.
    • defrost 9 hours ago
      > what if there's an even better horse out there

      Doesn't matter, such things threaten the horse investor lock in economics.

      Many years past, an early bit of software from my student days was a side project making an easy to use database system for a horse stud farm, high status stallions being put to mares with the feed, vet visits, results, etc. all logged.

      Horse racing is pretty much all about pedigree - without the lineage horses are considered valueless by the industry - super fast back country waler crosses might be acceptable for a four mile charge across open ground onto machine gun nests .. but w/out that pedigree <shrug> no Lord or up and coming billionaire is going to syndicate that horse for racing.

      I imagine Polo to be much the same, in the rich set. Probably more open and accepting out on the steppes knocking about the heads of the vanquished.

      • futune 1 hour ago
        It makes sense to me if the buyer is concerned that the performance would revert towards the mean on second generation if you attempt to breed further. But... The new paradigm is not breeding, it's cloning. So it seems like "one shot" high performance steeds even without pedigree could be viable?

        I feel like I am missing a lot.

      • dnautics 8 hours ago
        > but w/out that pedigree <shrug> no Lord or up and coming billionaire is going to syndicate

        sounds like an opportunity. as horse racing has a monetary reward associated with success one imagines a moneyball sort of play that you can compound by betting on your horse which the oddsmakers are going to handicap because it "doesn't have the pedigree" (at least the first few go arounds)

        • defrost 7 hours ago
          There is a wee bit of money to be made winning a race, sure.

          Here's a question though (can vary by country and racing industry), how do the winnings from racing (as a distribution) compare to the earnings from pedigree breeding, stud fees, sperm straw sales, etc.?

          I agree there's room for disruption, just as there is from (say) the iron grip of the US Home Owners Associations and other cartels, but expect a lot of regulatory push back from the insiders.

          The, ah, American Quarter Horse Association won't let any old nag run if they can help it.

          • basch 7 hours ago
            If someone came in and moneyballed the sport with no name horses, wouldn’t their stud fee rise with wins? New lineage would start.
            • defrost 6 hours ago
              You'd expect so and it's bound to have been done, it's still one of those domains where the establishment (owners, trainers, breeders, jockeys, track associations, etc) is weighted against outsiders.

              Money would count, but I dare say it'd need a bit of crafty social engineering running in parallel to crack in.

              Caveat: I'm not a horse racing / polo insider - I did some contract work years back and rubbed shoulders with a bunch of millionaire horsey types.

      • madaxe_again 7 hours ago
        Pedigree is often a scam.

        I know a peer of the realm who made pretty much his entire fortune on forged horses - he was breeding to make fast horses, but the pedigree was a load of, well, horseshit. All started because he’d bought a stallion who shot blanks.

        Now it’s all about eight generations deep so he’s safe at this point, as they’re their own pedigree now.

        Oh, and don’t even get me started on cows. There's a whole black market genomics industry going on in the uk right now, and probably elsewhere, too.

        • defrost 7 hours ago
          I can only agree. Hard.

          It's less about the horse, the speed, the actual genetics - it's all about the process, the appearance, the gate-keeping.

          Country Clubs for horses (and cows, etc)

          • bonesss 6 hours ago
            At some point moving up the luxury scale the price is less about product and more about buyer psychology.

            I can sell a ripped t-shirt, but that same product coming from an upscale exclusive boutique owned by so-and-so’s wife is participation in a whole ecosystem with lots of signalling to other buyers in the same financial strata.

          • kotaKat 1 hour ago
            Memories of the Glock family and their horses ;)

            Turns out they made a little more than just a few piddly guns...

    • usrusr 5 hours ago
      Looks very much like the only chance of that ever happening now is if someone established a separate league that only allows naturally conceived horses.
    • jmyeet 28 minutes ago
      So in industrial agriculture, monocultures are a real problem. Every banana is essentially a genetically identical Cavendish. It used to be the Gros Michel until a fungus basically killed it. The same fate awaits the Cavendish. This is true of lots of produce. We, as consumers, like identical produce. But this makes the entire species vulnerable to an enterprising fungus (or virus or bacteria) and it's arguably only a matter of time.

      Could this happen if every polo horse basically ends up genetically identical? Probably not in the same way but new diseases do appear. Parvo is only 50 years old.

    • lovich 9 hours ago
      There’s commodities and then R&D. Ignoring every other moral consideration, this horse cloning has turned a biological asset into a (relative)commodity, and if people were looking for better horses they’d stick to the randomized mutation of regular breeding which has that built in as a feature.

      This isn’t even the only instance of this technique. You can look at the Argentinian president Milei who hired a company to provide him with consistent advisors in the form of cloned dogs he talks with through a mystic[1]

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_(Javier_Milei%27s_dog)

    • motohagiography 58 minutes ago
      The way to determine how you know if you have picked the best horse to clone would be the secretary problem[1] for optimal stopping. This is somewhat plausible among polo horses because of the artificially small population size of pedigreed and trained horses.

      The simple version of the problem is you ride about 1/e of the total population and then the first one that is better than all previous ones is your best option. For a pro polo player who would also breed and train others in the off season, over a multi-decade career, it's not perfect, but in aggregate, they are positioned to be pretty good.

      Will there be black swan horses? Absolutely. They aren't even black swans, they're inevitable, but if your goal in the sport is to compound your average performance over time without significant setbacks (loss of a prize horse), then cloning a top player's best horse is a good bet.

      I find the ethical discussions around horse cloning and sports lack a lot of domain competence in both what riding is, and the stewardship and biology it entails. From a sensory and ontological perspective, a horse is basically an alien being with a peanut sized brain that it falls to our species to be responsible for its existence. Cloning a few to adapt them for survival in our world is profoundly more humane than selling the surplus from breeding programs for meat or leaving them for predators and disease. Even though the philosophers comments about objectification were paraphrased for publication, their perspective is dumb.

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secretary_problem

  • andai 8 hours ago
    >“It was the same,” he recalls. “Same movements, same head.... I couldn’t believe it.”

    My grandpa said the same thing, first time he saw me.

  • walrus01 10 hours ago
    For a brief moment I thought this would be about something like robotic polo ponies, and considered the idea that four-legged high agility, high endurance robots had advanced significantly without me noticing.
    • fzil 10 hours ago
      And i thought it was about those polo shirts and replicas of the horse logo on the “fake” t-shirts.
    • beau_g 10 hours ago
      Though we are not yet competitive in the Argentinian Polo clone wars, we are making significant progress - https://www.satyress.com/
      • idle_zealot 9 hours ago
        A concerning amount of that product page is spent explaining how it has to slow down to pass through doorways, its inability to turn around in hallways, and its weak points you can use to disable one with a knife or gunshot. I feel like I'm reading a tutorial for how to defeat a tricky enemy in a video game.
        • mptest 9 hours ago
          that's a forward thinking robotics company right there. putting in weakspots for when the centaur robot revolution begins. so we have a chance.
      • walrus01 10 hours ago
        This has to be some kind of kink thing. Not judging, just how it looks from first appearances.
        • vitalyan1234 4 minutes ago
          yeah, I can't really tell whether that whole thing was serious or satirizing something.
        • K0balt 3 hours ago
          Maybe it’s satyr.
    • valiant-comma 10 hours ago
      Me too, I guess I don’t think of “replica” and “clone” as synonymous in the context of animals.
      • m463 8 hours ago
        Seems like a carefully chosen term, maybe clone being too controversial.

        I think replicant would be a fun term though. :)

    • aussieguy1234 10 hours ago
      That'd be alot more ethical than the current horse racing industry if it were the case.

      Humans riding racing robots id watch, but not horse racing.

  • jofzar 10 hours ago
    Surprised that the legal drama part of this wasn't discussed, it's how I first heard about this

    https://youtu.be/VARJnzhVryc

  • foobar1962 9 hours ago
    Perhaps Polo will end up like competitive sailing with one-design classes based on the clone of horse. "Measurement" would be a blood test for drugs and dna.
    • acestus5 9 hours ago
      cloned horses are good at competitive sailing also?!?
      • the_real_cher 3 hours ago
        Surprisingly yes!
        • K0balt 2 hours ago
          Ah horse “iron’man” race where the horse had to be swam (or sailed) sailed 25 km would indeed be epic and also great for the resurgence of sailng as practical transport. Probably cruel for the horses though.
  • apt-apt-apt-apt 10 hours ago
    Humans can likely be cloned too.

    Imagine 10,000 Albert Einsteins and John von Neumanns working together with modern AI on medical, scientific, and societal issues.

    Though there could be an Evil Einstein due to upbringing or something.

    • probably_wrong 3 hours ago
      I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.

      (quote by Stephen Jay Gould)

      • jatora 1 hour ago
        I don't see the point of your comment besides sidestepping a clearly revolutionary mind and an interesting scenario.
    • thefounder 10 hours ago
      I am not sure if the Einsteins you clone would do what you want. Maybe they will want to be influencers on short video platforms.
    • didibus 10 hours ago
      Don't twin studies mostly show this wouldn't be the case?
      • b112 5 hours ago
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      • whateveracct 9 hours ago
        ur replying to an anti-humanist
    • m463 8 hours ago
      I would watch him carefully if he grew a goatee or something.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror,_Mirror_(Star_Trek:_The...

    • readthenotes1 9 hours ago
      You are such an optimist. We are more likely to get clones of athletes, and clones of billionaires for the organ donation options.

      I doubt people like Jonas Salk would accept being cloned if they could help it

    • dtj1123 6 hours ago
      However unlikely it may be, when I see a wealthy celebrity with a doppleganger child the thought crosses my mind that they may have had themselves cloned.

      The resemblance between young Donald Trump and his son Barron is uncanny, for example.

    • downrightmike 9 hours ago
      Nope, that's what relativistic slugs are for
    • el_io 10 hours ago
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    • ThrustVectoring 8 hours ago
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  • connorboyle 10 hours ago
    Another Argentina/cloning-connected story is that President Javier Milei cloned his dog Conan at least four times: https://english.elpais.com/international/2024-04-26/the-myst...

    The stories make me wonder if Argentina is a cloning hotspot, though I may be reading too much into two stories.

  • Garlef 6 hours ago
    > At the slightest touch of the reins, he felt a familiarity that shook him...

    Ah... Some good, old, pre-AI journalism slop.

    Oh the countless times a universities press release has been turned into four pages describing the smell of coffee some scientist inhales on their way through campus...

  • deadbabe 4 hours ago
    Given the way the world is now, I will not be surprised if full human cloning and replica people is a thing at some point in my lifetime, just like horses.
  • aaron695 10 hours ago
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