Firewood Splitting Simulator

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104 points | by memalign 4 days ago

18 comments

  • comrade1234 13 minutes ago
    Half the battle is having the right stance so that you don't accidentally embed the axe in your shin.
  • yardshop 12 minutes ago
    The pieces look like they retain the shapes I cut them in when stacked. I started cutting them as pie slices, but then tried a few as parallel chops, and they get stacked in those shapes.

    Also interesting is the shadows of leaves that stay consistent on the scene as the pile grows, but they don't appear on the splitting area itself.

    Lots of engine noise too, I guess that's the ambience in this person's back yard! Probably true for lots of us.

  • nZac 46 minutes ago
    This simulates a person far more skilled than me.

    I never had to adjust the chunk to get it to sit right, the maul hit exactly where I told it to, and it even stacked itself!

    • bluGill 5 minutes ago
      Never had the maul get stuck in the wood. Never had the wood fly off the splitting stump.
  • MBCook 13 minutes ago
    This works amazingly well on my iPhone with obvious touch controls.

    Very impressive.

  • sklargh 39 minutes ago
    If this triggers your interest in IRL firewood splitting it’s a very meditative and satisfying yard job. Also great mild to moderate workout between the splitting and stacking, especially on a crisp Fall afternoon.
    • delichon 19 minutes ago
      I have a lot of splitting to do right now, and you're welcome to it. I'll only charge a low nominal fee. But let me know before September, because that's when I usually go rent a hydraulic splitter from the local hardware store. Then I spend a very long day splitting so that I can return it the next day.

      I've spent a lot of time splitting with a big maul, but for me it's harder that it looks. I've broken two mauls by striking to far. And even with "soft" wood, I have stacks of green rounds that I couldn't split at all, the maul just bounces off. But I'm glad that you enjoy the process, I'd probably enjoy watching you work.

    • astura 0 minutes ago
      Don't listen to this noise; it fucking sucks and it's not at all meditative. My parents made me do it because they certainly didn't want to. I'm so glad I don't have to split firewood ever again.
    • crimsonnoodle58 26 minutes ago
      Good workout and satisfying, I totally agree. I actually really enjoy it.

      But the long term effects on your joints, even if you think you have perfect technique, its better to just get a wood splitter. We can do a whole winters wood in less than a day now, with minimal effort.

    • PyWoody 8 minutes ago
      If you're chopping wood in the Fall, I sure hope it's for next year's winter.
  • ab_goat 51 minutes ago
    What about when you’re splitting a log with a branch and the maul bounces straight back up? Lol
    • ab_goat 39 minutes ago
      Beautiful sim. Looks like red oak. As someone who has split a lot of wood, wish it could incorporate more of the struggles of splitting logs.

      - missing your spot by 6” or more and creating a tiny shard that goes flying - the log you’re aiming at falling as you are in your backswing - getting your maul stuck halfway down the split

      • andwur 13 minutes ago
        Could do with a difficulty setting that includes when you inherit someone else's log pile, someone who really enjoyed making every cut on a new and more inventive angle than the last.

        Normally a wedge is used to split the wood, but it also doubles as a wedge to be wedged underneath just so you can get the log to stand up.

        Also, Y sections (ycombinator mode?). 40 hits later and you might have a nice pile of woodchips, very rarely will it actually split in any clean way.

    • neogodless 39 minutes ago
      Yeah this needs pieces with knots, and having to swing at least 3 times before the initial split works. Very unrealistic, 3/10. Need some wedge + sledgehammer modes.

      Also how do I simulate my shoulder and lower back hurting?

      • jojobas 25 minutes ago
        You'll like Spintires.
  • ElSchorschoDE 39 minutes ago
    Very satisfying & simplistic. I also like the stacking, well done!

    Funnily enough, I've been making a game with an extremely similar mechanic, only in low poly and with a focus on upgrades (both "real" and ridiculous DIY axes) and "drunk backyard dad" jokes. It's called Drunk Woodcutter and coming to Steam in Q4.

  • mehtablr 12 minutes ago
    Its same as dbdiagram, what's new in this?
  • blackdogie 54 minutes ago
    That was a fun work out. I was wondering what happened when you "filled" the circle of firewood.
    • ralfd 50 minutes ago
      What happens?
      • kevmo314 39 minutes ago
        It starts stacking a second circle
  • Waterluvian 47 minutes ago
    I need a fireplace or bonfire simulator that I can throw these into.
  • alansaber 55 minutes ago
    The momentum on the camera spin is very annoying. Really cool though
    • tharkun__ 48 minutes ago
      That and the fact that you can rotate w/ left click as well. Turns out I naturally drag the mouse a little. So having rotate on right click only would be way less annoying, especially when combined with the momentum.
  • olalonde 51 minutes ago
    Honestly I'm more fascinated by the grass around, but I haven't played games in a long time.
  • cody_ellingham 38 minutes ago
    Chop wood, carry water.
  • hagbard_c 23 minutes ago
    Nice sim, there's one thing missing though: splitting two sections at the same time. It do this all the time as it can almost double splitting speed when dealing with mid-size logs. Split the log in two halves, making sure to keep the halves close together. Rotate around the splitting block by about 60°, split again hitting both halves at the same time. Do this once more and you've split the log into 6 60° sections, a good size for stacking in the fireplace and also a good section size to be able to light a fire. I split between 5 m³ and 7 m³ of firewood per year which is enough to heat our house and cook our food, have been doing this for about 20 years now so I have some experience. The double-split is a good time saver.
  • daakni 1 hour ago
    Feels very satisfying
  • stevenalowe 4 days ago
    Very cool sim!
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