Small Penis Rule

(en.wikipedia.org)

72 points | by chistev 1 hour ago

9 comments

  • rsstack 8 minutes ago
    A Jewish comedian made a joke about how jews (only in the US*) were offended that Ferengi in Star Trek were based on them - "why would we assume these ugly greedy people are _us_?"

    *Outside the US, it looks like the Ferengi are mocking American capitalist culture.

  • conartist6 36 minutes ago
    I'm sure South Park had no idea about any of this
  • fragmede 19 minutes ago
    Then again, money.

    > A jury in New Mexico awarded $412 million to a man who sued over what he said were unnecessary erectile dysfunction shots that decimated his penis

    On the one hand, now you're famous for having a dick that doesn't work, on the other hand, $412 million.

    https://amp.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article296...

  • comrade1234 25 minutes ago
    If you accuse someone (not me) of having a small penis (I don't) they (not me) don't have to show that they (not me) have a large penis (like me). Just the accusation they made (to you, not me) is slander enough. But I'd gladly drop-trousers in a court.
  • sebastianconcpt 12 minutes ago
    Another day in Everything is About Mate Suppression
  • brookst 1 hour ago
    Sigh. Reductionist thinking again. Yes, of course, if you literally say “small penis” the plaintiff would rightfully cite this history.

    But it’s not meant to be taken literally, like those are magic words. You say “he failed upwards, funded by family wealth and connections, despite everyone thinking he was an idiot who could barely string a sentence together”

    The point is to emphasize, even exaggerate, low-status negative qualities.

    • genxy 55 minutes ago
      It isn't the size of your tort, it is how you use it.

      Also, are men this easily manipulated?

      Yes.

      • PaulHoule 25 minutes ago
        Where's @Cindy when you need her?
        • embedding-shape 15 minutes ago
          Didn't know we could summon him/her/it, but seems it worked. Strangeness all around.
        • cindyllm 22 minutes ago
          [dead]
      • zephen 35 minutes ago
        Yes, I see you have produced a very small (re)tort, but arguably have used it well.
        • projektfu 9 minutes ago
          What's the smallest retort that can be blown? I wonder.
    • techscruggs 11 minutes ago
      This sounds like exactly the kind of thing that some with a small penis would say ...
    • pessimizer 30 minutes ago
      Were you trying to reply to https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48797302? Because as it is it seems like you're being snarky with Wikipedia.
  • z_open 1 hour ago
    I can't imagine judges would normally except this especially since it seems to be a known way to skirt law.
    • nfw2 58 minutes ago
      It's not a legal defense strategy, it's a social engineering strategy
    • steego 1 hour ago
      If nobody brings forward a lawsuit in the first place, why would there be a judge?
    • tarpitt 48 minutes ago
      I think the point is that you can apply it to any shameful-enough aspect of the libel/parody.
  • varispeed 44 minutes ago
    Where are the pictures to see what exactly is the problem?
    • stephbook 29 minutes ago
      Right in the article. On Windows, use "Magnifying Lens"