17 comments

  • delichon 3 hours ago
    > The injured fisherman in today’s attack, a 19-year-old male, appeared to have sustained a bite to the ankle and transported himself

    A disease that propagates itself by making animals want to bite other animals. I suppose rabies is the base phenomenon behind the zombie meme. It's also a good description of a large fraction of social media posts.

    • neaden 32 minutes ago
      The issue there is that the modern Zombie myth of an undead creature that spreads by biting only dates back to 1968.
      • atomicnumber3 29 minutes ago
        previous iterations were clearly not cool enough of a fantasy to be propagated
        • mwcz 16 minutes ago
          I think you just invented epimemetics.
    • Razengan 3 hours ago
      It's amazing how microorganisms, including that Cordyceps fungus, can "control" macro nervous systems so specifically..
      • sva_ 1 hour ago
        With rabies I'm not sure it is really control in the sense that it makes the host find victims, but rather that your neurons get damaged in a way that causes immense agitation and the biting is almost a reflex to "defend" yourself as you're incapable of processing what is happening.
        • shagie 1 hour ago
          Kurzgesagt has a video on it - The Deadliest Virus on Earth https://youtu.be/4u5I8GYB79Y?si=kpoOGGK8YUA-2P5k&t=378 (time coded to 6:18 where it talks about the lack of damage to the brain)

          Part of it is that after it does its thing in the brain, it then travels to the salivary glands where it can then spread through a bite.

    • senordevnyc 3 hours ago
      It's also a good description of a large fraction of social media posts.

      Case in point.

  • peri-cl 3 hours ago
    • binaryturtle 3 hours ago
      Thanks! The original link gave me a 403 only.
      • wolvoleo 2 hours ago
        Yeah seems to be for everyone outside the US
        • gucci-on-fleek 1 hour ago
          The original link works here in Canada at least.
  • bogzz 3 hours ago
    This must be payback for us harvesting their delicious anal glands all those years ago.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/do...

    • suslik 2 hours ago
      I wonder how was it first discovered how beaver anal glands taste like.
    • fwipsy 3 hours ago
      Well ackshually...

      > Beaver food flavoring doesn't actually come from the animal's anal gland but from another organ next to it, called the castor sac.

      I still wouldn't try it, myself.

      • bogzz 3 hours ago
        The nuance takes some of the humor out of the notion of eating beaver ass, though. That weighty tail hides a delectable treat.
        • caminante 2 hours ago
          Humor is still there.

          You're eating beaver back sac.

  • adzm 4 hours ago
    Confirmed rabies positive by the way.
    • lenerdenator 2 hours ago
      Good thing he went to the doctor. Potential rabies is one of those "you gotta do it" deals.
      • ChrisMarshallNY 46 minutes ago
        I had the rabies vaccinations, when I was a kid. A schoolmate brought infected guinea pigs to school. Dozens of us had to get the shots.

        17 shots: 15 shots, and 2 boosters.

  • lithocarpus 4 hours ago
    "Beaver attacks on people are rare and are thought to primarily involve rabid animals" - the article
  • jambalaya8 28 minutes ago
    I know this is a serious thing, and beavers can seriously maul someone, but this post title/headline still made me laugh. Am I going to hell (well, for that)?
  • tomcam 4 hours ago
    "Beaver Attack" was not on my 2026 Hacker News headline bingo card
  • zabzonk 2 hours ago
    My little brother was attacked once in France by a coypu. Needed medical attention. Beavers (we already have coypu) are being re-introduced into the UK, so maybe this sort of thing will increase here.
    • knodi123 2 hours ago
      A møøse once bit my sister.
      • WalterBright 41 minutes ago
        Mind you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…
    • throw-the-towel 1 hour ago
      Never heard the word "coypu" before, turns out it's the same as "nutria".
    • sva_ 1 hour ago
      It was because the beaver was rabid.
      • zabzonk 1 hour ago
        > beaver was rabid

        We don't have rabies in the UK, thankfully, and I don't think my bro got a rabies jab for his French coypu bite. Just naturally grumpy rodents, I guess.

  • nwatson 2 hours ago
    We better hope there aren't cuts to -rabies wild animal vaccines. These have cut down incidents like these in large degree, https://www.aphis.usda.gov/national-wildlife-programs/rabies... .

    QUOTE:

    The National Rabies Management Program was established in recognition of the changing scope of rabies. The goal of the program is to prevent the further spread of wildlife rabies and eventually eliminate terrestrial rabies in the United States through an integrated program that involves the use of oral rabies vaccination targeting wild animals.

    Since 1995, Wildlife Services (WS) has been working cooperatively with local, State, and Federal governments, universities and other partners to address this public health problem by distributing oral rabies vaccination (ORV) baits in targeted areas. This cooperative program targets the raccoon variant, canine variant in coyotes and a unique variant of gray fox rabies.

  • mhh__ 1 hour ago
    surely there is a roland emmerich movie in there somewhere
  • cactusplant7374 2 hours ago
    If a beaver does approach you, what's the best way to defend yourself?
    • Izikiel43 2 hours ago
      Kicking it? It’s not a mountain lion.
      • bryanrasmussen 15 minutes ago
        It bit some guy in the ankle. So I'm not sure about moving my leg towards it.
      • cactusplant7374 2 hours ago
        I wonder if a walking stick or trekking pole could be used to bash or stab it. Hard to tell how fast they can move when under the influence of rabies.
    • foobar1962 1 hour ago
      Make like a tree and leaf?
      • dmd 1 hour ago
        Pretending to be a tree is, literally, the worst possible strategy imaginable if you’re trying to avoid being bitten by a beaver.
    • knodi123 2 hours ago
      toss a raw tree trunk to distract him, and run in the opposite direction.
  • walrus01 3 hours ago
  • profsummergig 3 hours ago
    The heat is driving me crazy too.
  • zx8080 2 hours ago
    "403 forbidden". Thank you very much.
  • Fricken 3 hours ago
    • knodi123 2 hours ago
      wow, that was a pretty fast copyright takedown.