50k Boat Names

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127 points | by jonathanmkeegan 6 hours ago

31 comments

  • rob74 5 hours ago
    I can't help but think this article could have used some more polishing. The stats say that there are 101 boats named "Freedom", but if you enter "Freedom" in the search, it shows 48 boats with names including "Freedom", of which however only one is called just "Freedom". That doesn't really add up?!

    Also, clicking "Movie/TV" yields a paltry 22 boats, which I think is far too few. E.g. the boat called "USS Enterprise" isn't included. Ok, it could be named after the 1958 aircraft carrier, but I would say the odds are far greater that it was named after the Starfleet ships. Then again, I can understand why "Starlight Express" is included under "Music", but why also all other boats with names containing the word "Starlight"?!

    • daemonologist 5 hours ago
      On the first point, I think it's a search of boat names, not boats - they're deduplicated.
      • rob74 5 hours ago
        Sure, but if you click on the boat called "Freedom", it shows you the data of one specific boat, not "there are X boats with this name". So I still think it's inconsistent...
        • jstanley 3 minutes ago
          There are 101 boats called freedom but they're all the same boat because they're not de-duplicated.
    • squigz 5 hours ago
      Err, the Enterprise has been a ship name for a few hundred years, quite a bit before Star Trek was ever conceived.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise

      • arethuza 4 hours ago
        Amusing that the page for ships called HMS Enterprise linked to from the USS Enterprise page points out that the name came originally from the French!

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Enterprise

      • vikingerik 1 hour ago
        There's a fun time loop here: The Star Trek Enterprise and the real-life space shuttle Enterprise were each named after the other. In-universe, the name comes from the NX-01 being named after the space shuttle. In real life, the shuttle was named after the Star Trek ship.

        (Of course, both really come from a long lineage of naval vessels with the name.)

        • BalinKing 42 minutes ago
          Wikipedia (FWIW) says that the fictional USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) was named after the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise (CV-6) rather than the Space Shuttle Enterprise (OV-101).
          • ButlerianJihad 16 minutes ago
            Folks, you're both correct!

            GP is referring to in-universe canon, where the NCC-1701 was conceived and constructed by Starfleet, long after the Space Shuttle program was obsolete.

            Wikipedia articles are largely discouraged from using in-universe perspectives or content, as opposed to Fandom/Wikia/Memory Alpha.

  • CSMastermind 2 hours ago
    This reminds me of a girl I knew in college who worked as a contracter for a book publisher.

    I was surprised to learn that one of the most common types of books people submitted were dairies of their sailing. Like, "we sailed to this island and there was bad weather then we sailed to this other island".

    Apparently they'd get a manuscript like this once a week or something. Not sure what the market is like for books like that since I don't think I've ever seen one in a book store.

    • clort 1 hour ago
      They exist, but generally for more significant voyaging. For example

        - Joshua Slocum - Sailing Alone Around The World (1900)
        - H.W.Tilman - Mishief Among The Penguins (1961)
        - Sir Alec Rose - My Lively Lady (1968)
        - Annie Hill - Voyaging on a Small Income (1993)
      
      at least are on my bookshelf
    • gmiller123456 2 hours ago
      Ocean sailing leaves a lot of free time. Also the people who can afford to do it have a lot of free time. So I don't find it that surprising.
  • olibaw 58 minutes ago
    How is there not one boat named "Sunk Cost"...
    • eschneider 45 minutes ago
      It looks bad on the insurance paperwork.
  • HoldOnAMinute 10 minutes ago
    Looked for several of my favorites and didn't see them.

    No mention of Choppin' Broccoli which can be found in the Small Craft Harbor in San Francisco

  • lewispb 5 hours ago
    My boat's called Floating Point :)
    • jihadjihad 2 minutes ago
      If I had a boat and always dropped anchor at the same spot, regardless of tides/weather/etc., I'd name it Fixpoint.
    • JKCalhoun 4 hours ago
      Better than Overflow.
    • contingencies 28 minutes ago
      I draw the line at public points.
    • lossyalgo 3 hours ago
      If I had a boat I would totally steal that (and wait for other nerds to strike up conversations).
      • throwup238 2 hours ago
        I’ve always been impartial to Sea++
      • macintux 3 hours ago
        If you really want to attract the hard-core nerds, name it "IEEE 754" instead.
        • lossyalgo 2 hours ago
          haha very cute! Got me thinking, IP69K might also be fun, albeit slightly less nerdy.
    • victorbjorklund 5 hours ago
      Epic name
  • xnorswap 5 hours ago
    The "Boat ownership by income" is interesting, although easy to misread at a glance.

    7% of boat owners earning under $25k is of course very different from 7% of people earning under $25k owning a boat.

    I'd love to see an actual chart of boat ownership at income levels, it would read quite differently I'm sure.

    • umeshunni 3 hours ago
      The other challenge I assume is that many boat owners are retired and presumably have little or no taxable income
      • nemomarx 3 hours ago
        Is there no way to measure that? I'm wondering how they pay for maintenance on the fixed income. Could be an interesting thing to analyze at least, maybe it depends on if you need to winter it...
        • happyopossum 1 hour ago
          "no taxable income" != "fixed income"

          401Ks, IRAs, and a few other "retirement fund" options give you the option to access either your principal or investment earnings tax-free depending how they were set up.

  • pimlottc 43 minutes ago
    Any particular reason that “Andiamo” is so popular? It’s apparently Italian for “let’s go” but why is in the top 10? Is there some reference I’m missing?
  • lacoolj 1 hour ago
    It's at the point I can tell, not only was AI used for this (cool, not a big deal, I use it too!) But I can tell Gemini was used here.

    How can I tell? Cuz the last thing it designed for me used the exact same fonts, color tones, border sizes and spacing for buttons.

    Maybe Gemini needs a higher default temperature.

    Anyways, cool data gathered here tho! Thanks for sharing

    • georgel 1 hour ago
      I had these exact buttons come from DeepSeek for a demo landing page, it went down a path it called “memphis design”.
  • mrtimo 4 hours ago
    The article mentions a dataset of names given to people in the USA. This is a fun name explorer WASM based on that data. 811 people in the USA have named their baby 'Diesel': https://docs.malloydata.dev/malloyyo-babynames/name_explorer...
  • BigTuna 5 hours ago
    I've always thought Unsinkable II would be a good boat name
    • spogbiper 3 hours ago
      unsinkable-2 (copy)-FINAL.revised7-4-19
    • kmoser 4 hours ago
      How about Titanic II?
    • stinkbeetle 5 hours ago
      People think lots of things are good boat names. There's no reason there couldn't have more than one Unsinkable that hadn't sunk, and most boats aren't retired by sinking, so Unsinkable II would fit right in.
      • gilleain 5 hours ago
        What about "Really Actually Unsinkable 9"?
        • sorokod 4 hours ago
          Following in the footsteps of "The Hand of God 137"
          • arethuza 4 hours ago
            If I buy a yacht I'd name it "The Ends of Invention" - have been keeping that name handy for almost 40 years since I read CP in a oner in May 1988.
        • rrr_oh_man 4 hours ago
          You're missing the "You're absolutely right" prefix
      • jollyllama 3 hours ago
        Parent reply is actually way funnier and more original than the GP, which has already been repeated by two other posters.
  • buildsjets 2 hours ago
    Naming things is hard, it's best to pick a theme and stick with it.

    A Columbo family mafioso I grew up near used to be in a never-ending competition with the Sultan of Brunei and the Aga Khan over who owned the worlds fastest megayacht. He named his megayachts after James Bond movies: For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, Moonraker, Casino Royale, Skyfall, and Diamnonds are Forever.

    https://www.boatinternational.com/luxury-yacht-life/owners-e...

    https://www.cosanostranews.com/2012/03/crime-really-does-pay...

  • svdr 6 hours ago
  • ourmandave 1 hour ago
    The Ocean Trader comes up, but it's not the same specs as the MV one.

    Which is special forces support ship hiding in plain sight.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Ocean_Trader

  • reactordev 5 hours ago
    I bought a sailboat in 2022 and sailed all over the caribbean from florida from 2022-2025. I came across a lot of funny boat names.

    My boat was not among them sadly as I was serious about mine.

    Fishizzle, Boat Float, Unsinkable II, Knot for Sail, etc.

    • JKCalhoun 4 hours ago
      Money Pit has stuck with me.
  • wowczarek 1 hour ago
    All I know is that when I finally buy that Zodiac RIB, I'm naming it SANGAMON'S PRINCIPLE.
  • daviesiesies 1 hour ago
    I once saw a boat called the Betty Swollocks. It made me laugh.
  • tgtweak 3 hours ago
    It's like vanity license plates but with even less constraints... "Unsinkable II".
  • brk 5 hours ago
    It had my boat name, which so far I haven't seen duplicated, and isn't particularly specific to anything that would preclude someone else from using it.
  • zX41ZdbW 5 hours ago
    If you are interested in the AIS (ship telemetry) data, my team has created a visualization project: https://adsb.exposed/?dataset=Ships&zoom=5&lat=52.3890&lng=4...
  • Aeroi 5 hours ago
    love this, i'm a boat captain and collect images of terrible boat names on my phone. people are insane, always baffles me what they will name a boat.
    • Uncle_Brumpus 5 hours ago
      I think the 2 funniest I found here are "TT Firebird Ribeye" which just sounds like an incredibly specific steakhouse menu item, and "Privacy II", which I just think is a bit on the funny-ironic side that we're all now looking at their vessel data and violating their privacy.
    • bergie 1 hour ago
      My favorite so far was a motorboat named "Maday". Imagine hailing them on VHF...
    • Rebelgecko 2 hours ago
      It should be illegal to leave a tantalizing comment like that without giving some examples :)
  • macintux 3 hours ago
    The categorization could use some work. "Comanche" shows up under mythology, for example.
  • bmsleight_ 2 hours ago
    Only one Boaty Boat, lacking the McBoatyFace.
  • bilsbie 1 hour ago
    I probably missed it but can you download all the names? I want to run it through microgpt and see what it comes up with.
  • Skidaddle 4 hours ago
    It really needs a picture of each boat!
  • dvh 3 hours ago
    I'm on mobile and I can't figure out how to search.
  • hbs18 5 hours ago
    Can't believe there's only one Stugots
  • TheMagicHorsey 2 hours ago
    Reminds me of the ship names in the Culture novels by Iain M Banks.
  • mellosouls 6 hours ago
    Disappointed to see no mention of Boaty McBoatface.

    Can't be that often boat naming becomes headlines.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface

    • rob74 5 hours ago
      Probably because the article only uses data from the US, so it would be a bit strange if it included the name of a British AUV. Or are you wondering why no one in the US liked that story enough to name their own boat Boaty McBoatface? There is a Boaty Boat, so that's something...
      • clort 1 hour ago
        TFA said the names were taken from published AIS data, so perhaps Boaty has not shown up on USA AIS receivers as yet. Since IIRC it is an AUV thats not surprising I wonder if it even has an AIS transmitter. The ship they were asking for names for was actually named Sir David Attenborough in the end.
        • happyopossum 1 hour ago
          Anyone can name their boat Boaty McBoatface - i'm shocked there aren't dozens of them...
  • mh2266 5 hours ago
    Bust Out Another Thousand
  • wxw 4 hours ago
    The top 3 names being

    > Freedom

    > Liberty

    > Serenity

    Reads like a state motto

  • warmwaffles 4 hours ago
    Someone needs to take "Unsinkable II"