How does IKEA come up with names for its products?

(ikea.com)

295 points | by NaOH 12 hours ago

39 comments

  • slybot 43 minutes ago
    > Every possible product name is carefully checked to avoid undesirable meanings in other languages, political or religious affiliations and fit into our global profile

    If I remember correctly, they had a desk named "JERKER" in early 2000s.

    • mikae1 39 minutes ago
      That's (sadly) a Swedish name, yes.
      • villeb2 14 minutes ago
        I think it's a pretty cool name. But it's pronounced more like "Yeah"-rker.
  • dools 3 hours ago
    > In other parts of the world, they are basically incomprehensible, but fun!

    For some reason unknown to either of us it really pisses off my wife when I refer to our IKEA furniture by the Swedish names. I think it stems from a deep seated disdain she has for flat pack furniture.

    Me: where’s the thing?

    Wife: in the white cupboard

    Me: which white cupboard? There are 6

    Wife: the white cupboard opposite the piano

    Me: the Brimnes?

    Wife: >.<

  • fy20 11 hours ago
    For a Swede it must seem kind of strange to understand the product names. You see an ACORN toy, a NIGEL bookshelf, and the CROYDON sofa... which sounds like it belongs in a council estate flat.

    Definately more fun would be the Polish version. How many people can pronounce the BYDGOSZCZ sofa, the PRZEMYSŁAW bookcase and the PSZCZOŁA soft toy?

    • MajorBee 8 hours ago
      > BYDGOSZCZ sofa

      This may not even be that far off from reality, looking at the sort of names rando brands on Amazon often have...

      • dylan604 5 hours ago
        At least BYDGOSZCZ is a real word in a real language
    • MarceliusK 38 minutes ago
      IKEA Poland missed an opportunity here
    • nine_k 11 hours ago
      If the goal is something that reads weird for most Europeans, then try picking names from Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, or Welsh.
      • noir_lord 10 hours ago
        My missus is Hungarian, I'm sure it's a lovely language but it just sounds like Klingon to me.

        Which makes it hilarious when she's annoyed at the boy.

        • pndy 10 hours ago
          The fact that Sz in Hungarian reads as s and other way around, S becomes sh - is mind-boggling especially for Poles, where Sz is pronounced as sh. and S remains s.
          • nine_k 9 hours ago
            In Spanish "z" always sounds [s] (except in Spain where it sounds [θ]), but "s" can often sound [z].
      • decimalenough 9 hours ago
        Funnily enough, there are quite a few IKEA products with Finnish names. (Most are place names from northern Sweden, where there's a significant Finnish minority.)
      • throw-the-towel 8 hours ago
        Now I want a HÉTFŐ desk, and a SZÉKESFEHÉRVÁR... something.
      • fragmede 7 hours ago
        You really wanna get weird, there's those continents of Asia, Africa, and South America, full of different sounds to use for names. Ikea is Swedish, so they get to propagate Swedish culture to the rest of the world.
        • psunavy03 5 hours ago
          With a side of tasty meatballs.
          • dylan604 5 hours ago
            I've had tasty meatballs. It was the lingonberry sauce that I was introduced from Ikea.
      • retired 1 hour ago
        Imagine an alternative reality where a KALLAX is a ԿԱԼԼԱՔՍ and the stores have pushy salesmen with impressive amounts of visible chest hair.
    • ehnto 2 hours ago
      I have always thought this about western media. For all of us in non-us countries, the locations, roads and objects are all slightly foreign to us, giving it that other-world feel movies have.

      But for those in the US, wouldn't it all be a bit familiar? Whenever I watch a movie set in my home country with home accents and locations, it always feels a bit too familiar and it can cheapen the feel a bit.

      • MichaelDickens 2 hours ago
        Well, I'm an American, but US media is disproportionately set in Los Angeles or NYC, and I haven't been to either of those places.

        I was watching Monk recently, and it feels kinda neat seeing a show shot in San Francisco because I used to live there. I wouldn't say it feels "cheap" though.

        • mjanx123 1 hour ago
          It is fun to see the familiar Los Santos locations.
    • RugnirViking 11 hours ago
      its not all that strange tbh - im learning danish which is adjacent enough to swedish that I can understand most of the names - sometimes they aren't relevant to the product function, sometimes they are, but they're just names. Is it strange to you that the word "photoshop" uses english language? what about a Hamburger being named after a place?
      • fyltr 10 hours ago
        Nitpicking but your examples all have a clear etymology that may even help you deduce the purpose of a thing. Hamburger means 'from Hamburg' and can be short for 'in the style of Hamburg', which sounds perfectly normal to a native. This is, would I say, less strange than if it was named 'Hamburg', which seems to be the case of IKEA furniture. Photoshop, in the same way, seems to refer to a photo workshop, which once again has an etymology, as it refers to the initial purpose of that program, reworking pictures. On the opposite, if things are just named 'for the lulz', and my desk is called Boston, my text editor 'golden retriever' and my lamp acorn, confusion may at some point arise.
        • schoen 10 hours ago
          GNOME used to give software applications names of common nouns that were usually not strongly related to their function: Nautilus, Palimpsest, Totem, Tomboy, Seahorse. At some point I think they decided to move away from this because they found many users had a hard time remembering the names.
          • dylan604 5 hours ago
            Is that rule number one or two in that naming things are hard?
        • wodenokoto 1 hour ago
          Every furniture chain I’ve been in contact with have had furniture names like “Boston” and “acorn” and is “golden retriever” really that far off from Apple old OS naming scheme with snow leopards, lions and cougars?
        • dmurray 10 hours ago
          How about eating a Sandwich with Turkey, Bologna and Cheddar, maybe with a Paris-Brest for dessert?
    • namelosw 7 hours ago
      Just go to Polish IKEA and buy the Grzegorz table and Brzęczyszczykiewicz chairs …
    • victorbjorklund 11 hours ago
      It is kind of funny sometimes. Sometimes it’s related to what the thing is (like a pun) and sometimes just random
    • hahahaa 9 hours ago
    • pndy 10 hours ago
      Ikea mobile application has little speaker near the product name that invokes pronunciation - sadly, that's not available on desktop site. I still tend to read Swedish accented letters in these names as German umlauts.

      So that wouldn't be a problem if Polish names would be provided with audio examples.

      By the way, the communistic period here was full of products using regular words, name of places or people’s names. We had Wisła, Bieszczady wall units. First Polish color TV was Jowisz (Jupiter); first TV ever my mother had was called Szafir (Saphire). Then Szarotka (elderweis) or Sylwia radios from 50s and 60s respectively. A clone of IBM PC with Intel 8086 (or with Russian clone) from 1986 was called Mazovia - Mazowsze which is a historical region of Poland, same name was also used for DOS encoding for that machine.

      • kzrdude 9 hours ago
        The German vowels are a good start, but Swedish pronunciation is of course a little bit vowel shifted from German.
    • noir_lord 10 hours ago
      > CROYDON sofa

      I mean.. we have the Windsor Chair (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windsor_chair) and the Welsh Dresser (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_dresser) and those both slightly predate ikea so it's not a new thing.

      • dmboyd 5 hours ago
        Ok porridge drawer is definitely someone having a laff
        • dickiedyce 52 minutes ago
          Nope. Real Scots history. See also ‘piece’
    • ignoramous 11 hours ago
      You have a point but in Branding, it is accepted that bold (noisy) and distinctive (rather than only descriptive) names are an advantage: Creating billion-dollar brands: Vercel, Azure, Windsurf, Sonos, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adyIaTopO6g&t=610 (Jun 2025).
  • throw-the-towel 8 hours ago
    This comic used to be viral in Russia in the 2010s: https://m.vk.ru/wall-28208003_16956.

    (The dialogue goes, "Somewhere deep inside Ikea HQ: How shall we name the lamp?" "GNVÖERK.")

  • senko 11 hours ago
    My favorite is `fejka` for the artificial plant/flower.

    I think "being as widely-understandable pun as possible" is definitely one of their naming priorities.

  • novoreorx 3 hours ago
    > Did you know that we name around 2,000-3,000 new products every year?

    If that's true, I wonder how many years it will take to use up the remaining unused Swedish words.

  • hk__2 11 hours ago
    > Did you know that we name around 2,000-3,000 new products every year?

    I find this surprisingly high; I guess it’s _products_ and not _names_, meaning that five colors of the same product count as five new products but only one name.

  • MarceliusK 42 minutes ago
    I always assumed the names were mostly random Swedish words picked for the vibe. The fact that there's a taxonomy behind them makes it much funnier somehow
  • 7734128 11 hours ago
    The door mats are mostly named after places in Denmark, as they should be.
  • tverbeure 11 hours ago
    > Every possible product name is carefully checked to avoid undesirable meanings in other languages, political or religious affiliations and fit into our global profile.

    I love the JERKER desk that I bought 26 years ago, so I assume this rule must be younger than that.

    • forgotmypasswor 9 hours ago
      I was at IKEA once when they first came to America and there was a chair that was called the "assengråbben" or something like that.

      I heard a guy nearby telling the person with him "must be for the interns".

      • hammock 7 hours ago
        There is a lamp called Fartyg
        • Agentlien 1 hour ago
          As a Swede, my first reaction was "what's wrong with calling it 'ship'?"

          Took me several seconds to get it.

        • juancb 1 hour ago
          Don't forget the children's workbench: FARTFULL
    • rtkwe 11 hours ago
      Perhaps even the source of that rule.
      • dhosek 10 hours ago
        Pax is another one that violates the rule that someone pointed out lower. Also Malm is a surname which is another violation of the rule (one of the characters in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was named, if I recall correctly, Stefan Malm). I remember reading the books with my then-wife and she said it was like reading an IKEA catalog. I thought she was referring to the character/place names, but it turned out that the second book had a long section where the titular girl furnishes an apartment from IKEA and—that chapter was exactly like reading an IKEA catalog.
        • jagaerglad 10 hours ago
          Although "Malm" is a common surname, it's a word first and a name second if that makes sense

          The same way "Brown" is common surname in English but mostly makes you think of the color first

        • BambooleanLogic 9 hours ago
          When it comes to names like "MALM", it's likely incidental.

          "Malm" is a a noun with several meanings, most notably "metal ore", but also some (more archaic) meanings like "area with sandy soil" or "city outskirts".

          The fact that "Malm" also happens to be a surname is secondary; Swedish has a lot of surnames that are simply ordinary nouns or adjectives. A completely literal "No surnames, ever" rule would probably be quite a bit too restrictive. I suspect that the actual internal rule is "No names that are primarily (or solely) surnames", or something to that effect.

        • AndrewKemendo 8 hours ago
          Malm was released in the 1980s: https://techvibeblog.com/what-is-ikea-malm-made-of/

          Girl with the dragon tattoo was released in 2005

          • tazjin 6 hours ago
            Currently 6833 people in Sweden have the last name "Malm", and some large fraction of them were born before 2005 (could not be bothered to check how many, sorry!).
          • thorbutt 3 hours ago
            I believe you, but that site reeks of LLM generated SEO junk
            • AndrewKemendo 3 hours ago
              You’ve let your biases affect your analysis
    • brunoborges 11 hours ago
      You know the saying... a "Do not step on the grass" sign only shows up after people start frequently stepping on the grass...
    • andrewfromx 10 hours ago
      • javcasas 10 hours ago
        You also have the Mitsubishi Pajero. Feel free to find the derogatory term in the wiki.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Pajero

        • moogly 27 minutes ago
          Similar trivia with a Swedish connection: the original name of the Honda Fit/Jazz was Honda Fitta, but then they found out it's the Swedish word for "cunt" so that was a no-go.
      • AdmiralAsshat 9 hours ago
        Article is missing the urban legend about "Bite the wax tadpole"
    • glimshe 10 hours ago
      An excellent desk, by the way. I still have mine (the old heavy duty model)!
      • SoleilAbsolu 9 hours ago
        I'm happy to say I'm in the circle of jer...Um...So do I, one of the best home purchases I've ever made!
    • Isolus 8 hours ago
      Yes, they also sold a toilet brush named "VIREN". In Germany this is the plural of virus. And some year ago Danes complained IKEA named carpets and runner after danish towns but never something "better".
    • kraquepype 9 hours ago
      Holy crap that's my desk too, bought about 24 years ago. It's been a great desk. Gray frame with black work area/shelves.

      I guess at the time the name was funny too but I had forgotten it.

      • tverbeure 3 hours ago
        I didn’t even know the name for the longest time. It’s only when I wanted to buy some extensions that I realized the cult status of that model, and that’s not (just) because of the name. It’s a truly great design and a shame that it was discontinued many years ago.
    • DonHopkins 11 hours ago
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  • Eduard 11 hours ago
    > contain between 4 and 12 letters

    PAX

    https://www.ikea.com/de/en/cat/pax-system-19086/

    • sixtyj 34 minutes ago
      The exception that proves the rule :)

      It reminds some system - they didn’t allow “other” category for sorting features, but someone came with “999” :)

    • kzrdude 9 hours ago
      Is also a Swedish word, though slang, the imperative form of paxa which basically means the same as "dibs!" If I know my english colloquialisms correctly.
  • azibi 9 hours ago
    Fun Dutch observation: IKEA’s ANTILOP high chair sounds like “anti lopen” in Dutch. “lopen” = “to walk” So the name can be interpreted as “anti walking” or “prevents your baby from walking away.” I know it’s actually named after the animal (antelope), but the accidental Dutch wordplay is perfect for a baby chair.
  • zeroq 10 hours ago
    > Did you know that we name around 2,000-3,000 new products every year?

    It's more likely that the whole product catalog contains 2-3k products. [1][2][3] So no, you don't.

    [1] https://www.ikea.com/us/en/cat/products-products [2] https://lar5.com/ikea (~ 2200) [3] https://namingschemes.com/Ikea_Product_Names (~ 1300)

    • zamadatix 7 hours ago
      When [3] contains half as many as [2] it should be a good sign to take pause to consider both could be faaaar from exhaustive. [1] is just a link to a page of links, it doesn't really say anything about how many total named products there are. Meanwhile, https://www.kaggle.com/datasets/ranjithpanicker/ikea-global-... claims "34,932 unique global products" and Ikea Canada alone claims ~12k products https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/newsroom/corporate-news/ikea-cana...

      Why should we treat a minor wiki page and some dude's personal site (who disagree with each other on totals) as authoritative proof Ikea is wrong about it's own catalog? Especially when it's not hard to find 1st/3rd party sources claiming an order of magnitude more products. Keep in mind, some things will also fall off the catalog over time.

    • mbreese 5 hours ago
      I’m going to guess that a good chunk of products are named but never released. I’d love to know what products IKEA develops but decides to not release.
  • Loic 10 hours ago
    About 25 years ago, one rule was that everything related to the toilets was in Danish. He said it was the Swedish Danish rivalry.
  • jannyfer 11 hours ago
    The $50USD Bluetooth speakers "NATTBAD" gave us a good chuckle.

    https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/nattbad-bluetooth-speaker-yello...

  • bcaulfield 11 hours ago
    Amazing. A post asks a question in the title that I actually want answered, and then goes on to answer that question clearly and succinctly. Maybe the best corporate content I've seen this year.
    • usui 11 hours ago
      But how can I find the answer to the question without reading punchy headers followed by paragraphs like

      > How We Leverage Naming

      > Our Naming Strategy, Explained

      > Why Swedish Is Important

      > The Bottom Line

      And unforgettable aphorisms like

      > It isn't just a name—it is the output of a scalable, globally coordinated, linguistically validated, Swedish-inspired naming framework designed to optimize brand consistency

      to let me know? I'm completely lost on this page and can't find the answer without these.

      • applfanboysbgon 10 hours ago
        How am I supposed to know what matters if they don't tell me, in an honest fashion?
        • knollimar 7 hours ago
          the real caveat: those descriptions are genuinely load bearing
        • fuomag9 6 hours ago
          If the names are not load bearing, are they even names anymore?
          • sota_pop 4 hours ago
            It’s not load bearing, it’s a way of life.

            The names just hit different.

    • deadbunny 11 hours ago
      May I introduce you to the UK chain Iceland and their stance on management consultants?

      https://about.iceland.co.uk/our-story/the-dark-ages/beware-m...

    • lefra 11 hours ago
      I agree, and it's kind of sad that getting simple, clear communication is exceptional.
    • rvba 6 hours ago
      It does not answer at all. 2000-3000 names per year?
  • arjvik 6 hours ago
    > Sofas → Swedish place names

    Looks like some of these place names have been overpowered in search results by their named-for sofa counterparts! When searching Finnala, Sweden, I essentially only get search results for the sofa, and even the Google AI overview, while admitting it's a locality in Sweden, shows me a picture of the sofa!

  • driese 9 hours ago
    The product names have made me chuckle quite a few times in the past. Such an easy way to make your products more likeable.

    Also, maybe semi-relevant: I made a small guessing game about the IKEA product catalogue in case someone wants to be lightly entertainment for two minutes [1].

    [1] https://deriese.net/ikeaguesser.html?s=hn

  • plaidfuji 10 hours ago
    This is so random. I had just pulled this exact page up this morning to settle a debate with coworkers over whether the product names were real Swedish words or not. I thought they were all made up!

    Was very surprised to find things like “bookshelves are all men’s names”, “all names must have ä, å, or ö”, etc.

    Complete coincidence that this is #2 today. Had to check that ’NaOH’ wasn’t one of my coworkers

    • kzrdude 9 hours ago
      A lot of them are Scandi place names, too.
  • mig39 10 hours ago
    The Fräck mirror was named after the commonly used faux swear word on Battlestar Galactica, where one of the characters used a similar mirror:

    https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/fraeck-mirror-stainless-steel-3...

    • wowczarek 10 hours ago
      And then, unbeknownst to what the Sci-Fi future might bring, an Italian home appliance manufacturer names themselves SMEG.
    • pndy 10 hours ago
      You may say that "There's too much confusion", ha!
  • joshdavham 11 hours ago
    > preferably contain the letters Å, Ä or Ö

    Yes, but why prefer these letters?

    I don’t know Swedish. Is it because these diacritics make the names seem more exotic?

    • Snild 11 hours ago
      Those are the letters we have that are distinct from English. Not exotic to us, but yeah, "weird letters" is probably considered part of the international brand now.

      By the way, we consider them unique letters, not A and O with diacritics. The Swedish alphabet goes …XYZÅÄÖ.

      Oh, and I just learned that we only officially added W in 2006. Before that, it was considered a variant of V. We still pronounce them the same, which is why many swedes will mix them up when speaking English. Mostly in the W->V direction, but I've heard the opposite happen too.

      • jillesvangurp 1 hour ago
        I lived in Sweden in the late nineties. The local phone book had my Dutch name sorted under the V & W section because it has the word 'van' (means of in English) in it. In the Netherlands my name would be in the G section (van Gurp) because otherwise most of the phone book would have to be sorted under the V, which would defeat the purpose of sorting.
      • amiga386 7 hours ago
        > The Swedish alphabet goes …XYZÅÄÖ.

        IKEA sold that too: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/306072403869

      • bonoboTP 10 hours ago
        Huh, interesting that they are collated at the end. These differences also makes sorting language dependent.

        In Hungarian it's A, Á, B, C, Cs, D, Dz, Dzs, E, É, F... So Cu--- comes before Cs---

        • vidarh 8 hours ago
          Just to make things worse, the Scandinavian languages use different versions of what have historically been the same letters, and collate them differently. E.g. Norwegian has æ (Ä), ø (Ö), å, collated in that order. Technically the Swedish variants are not part of the Norwegian alphabet, but they're typically collated with their modern Norwegian equivalents.

          At least in Norwegian, ae, oe, and aa is also traditionally collated as if they were using these letters, so a word starting "aa" comes at the end of the alphabet, after z, oe and ae....

        • xigoi 9 hours ago
          Even worse, in Czech it’s

          A B C Č D Ď E F G H Ch I J…

          • „če“ goes after both „ca“ and „ci“, but „ác“ goes between „ab“ and „ad“

          • „cha“ goes after „da“ and „ha“

    • devsda 10 hours ago
      Not sure why, but when I see certain diacritics with latin alphabet, my brain tries to place the language somewhere in Europe. I don't know if I can call that an exotic feeling but it certainly feels foreign.
      • vidarh 8 hours ago
        Häagen-Dazs is American, but was apparently meant to sound Danish. To a Scandinavian it absolutely doesn't.
      • bonoboTP 10 hours ago
        Scandinavia and the Nordics are quite fancy and refined for Americans. Lagom, hygge, fika, the minimalism, the enlightened equality and solidarity, good education, little crime, highest happiness ratings, even prisons are like hotels, etc makes it a kind of imagined lifestyle that's cozy and thoughtful and so on.
        • fcatalan 10 hours ago
          That's how they getcha, and then go full midsommar...
      • ErikCorry 10 hours ago
        Could also be Vietnamese, they are big on diacritics.
      • decimalenough 9 hours ago
        See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_branding (especially the Foreign Orthography section)
    • mihaelm 10 hours ago
      I guess it helps with emphasizing their Swedish identity, which is one of their goals with naming. Doesn't gel too well with "feels good to say" for a non-native speaker, but I see their point.
      • z2 2 hours ago
        Yeah, given they sell to every continent, I find it utterly impossible they truly tested this with each of the dozens to hundreds of languages their customers speak.
    • dhosek 10 hours ago
      Most likely. In the early 90s there was a knock-off of Ikea called Stør which used the ø for exoticism. I had assumed that it was a Danish company, but apparently, not: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STØR (The store where I bought some of my first furniture from—off the 60 in City of Industry—was quite possibly the original location).
      • nubinetwork 7 hours ago
        > knock-off of ikea

        We have one called jysk... They're doing alright.

    • mirmor23 11 hours ago
      > I don’t know Swedish. Is it because these diacritics make the names seem more exotic?

      of course. Haagen Dazs, Motorhead, etc have known it loooong ago

    • elwell 11 hours ago
      Yës
      • qurren 10 hours ago
        Why not rename to IKEÅ ?
        • decimalenough 9 hours ago
          Because it would then be pronounced IKE-Oh.

          Also, the A is short for Agunnaryd, the founder's hometown. (IK is his initials, Ingvar Kamprad, and E is for Elmtaryd, his family farm.)

          • qurren 8 hours ago
            The A can still stand for Agunnaryd and the circle at the top can be the midnight sun, which embodies the sprit of Sweden
      • tstenner 11 hours ago
        You mean öf cårse?
    • ButlerianJihad 11 hours ago
      röck döts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_umlaut

      A møøse once bit my sister...

      • DonHopkins 11 hours ago
        I raise you an em-dash —̈ with an umlaut!

        Suck on that, AI Slop Detector!

        (Confession and question for dang: I actually used an LLM to generate that unicode composite to copy and paste —̈ is that against HN guidelines?)

  • xiaodai 1 hour ago
    Not with AI that's for sure
  • stillpointlab 8 hours ago
    One of my go-to dad jokes is to see Ikea furniture at someone's house and ask "Is that a möstliglü [table|cabinet|etc]?"
  • Xirdus 11 hours ago
    > preferably contain the letters Å, Ä or Ö

    I always thought it's just a natural consequence of using Swedish language, turns out it's on purpose!

    • nine_k 11 hours ago
      Swedish does naturally use a lot of letters with umlauts (e.g. a common plural suffix -är), so a noun with a special letter is usually not hard to come by, and looks more Swedish (than, say, Dutch or English, which are sort of cousin languages).
  • wowczarek 10 hours ago
    Ever since I heard this song, it now always plays in my head whenever IKEA comes up - have a listen while reading:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4si8w8WMFc

    (Rob Paravonian - Particle Board) - of Dr. Demento, etc., fame.

  • samdbmg 10 hours ago
    If you ever find yourself in southern Sweden (or Copenhagen and fancy a train ride across a cool bridge) the IKEA museum at Älmhult is well worth a visit: https://ikeamuseum.com/en/
    • te0006 8 hours ago
      I was there three days ago, can comfirm. And if you want to stay overnight, you _of course_ sleep in the neighbouring IKEA Hotel! And if you check-in to the hotel first, you‘ll get a voucher for free entrance to the museum. Did I mention that an absolutely excellent breakfast is included in the very reasonable room rate? And in case you visit the museum in the near future, they currently have a special (temporary) exhibition about IKEA's founder, Ingvar Kamprad, who was a very creative but also exceptionally socially and environmentally responsible entrepreneur. Nice contrast to today's appalling tech billionaires.
  • jonplackett 10 hours ago
    My Swedish friend told me they make the more expensive things to sound more Swedish and the cheaper stuff to sound Norwegian.

    Any speakers of either language able to confirm or deny?

  • yokoprime 9 hours ago
    Bedroom and living room furniture is named after Norwegian places
  • dvaplima 11 hours ago
    Nice, How to use that strategy for software? But first It makes sense?
    • Frieren 11 hours ago
      > preferably contain the letters Å, Ä or Ö

      I'm 100% för this.

  • bchapuis 9 hours ago
    As someone named after an IKEA chair, I can testify I took no offense while assembling myself. https://manuall.co.uk/ikea-bertil-chair/
  • dofm 10 hours ago
    I had assumed it involved a dartboard.
  • jansan 11 hours ago
    I love how the chose Verde, which means value, for their long time retired kitchen furniture. They were so good that they still sell above their original retail prices now.
    • nine_k 11 hours ago
      I hope that green items are especially prized!
  • junaru 11 hours ago
    > Every possible product name is carefully checked to avoid undesirable meanings in other languages, political or religious affiliations and fit into our global profile.

    Hey Donna [1]...

    [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2oje4cYxw

  • close04 11 hours ago
    > Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA, had a hard time remembering numbers and numbers

    And also numbers I assume. Does it mean something like “endless stream of numbers”?

    I’m very surprised that they have 2000-3000 new products every year. Checking every name against every language of countries they operate in to avoid “bad” names must be a pain.

    • Snild 11 hours ago
      The Swedish version of the page just says "siffror" (literally "digits", but colloquially "numbers") once.

      I'm not aware of any relevant Swedish expression that would repeat the same word like that. Maybe something like "siffror och tal", where both words could be translated as "numbers" by someone not paying attention to the resulting sentence. :)

    • red75prime 11 hours ago
      A subdivision of people who know every obscenity in the world would be chuckleworthy, but I guess they use a validation program.
      • ButlerianJihad 11 hours ago
        Well, that institutional knowledge has been accumulated, held, and passed down through generations of DMV workers in the USA.
        • devmor 11 hours ago
          And yet some still get through!

          I’ve seen “LILCHYT” and “MYSHART” on the road recently.

    • victorbjorklund 11 hours ago
      Seems like a mistake. No expression like that in Swedish at least.
  • culebron21 10 hours ago
    https://zagge.ru/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/13333008.jpg

    Translation:

      Somewhere inside IKEA.
      - How do we call the table lamp?
      - GNVOERK
  • whalesalad 11 hours ago
    I figured they just let a Dala horse walk around on top of a bunch of keyboards and whatever string comes out is the new name?
    • zer00eyz 10 hours ago
      I always just thought Swedish had a lot of words for "crap".

      Ikea used to make somewhat reasonable and affordable products, that, in total were much higher quality than their price point suggested.

      Now they are just cheap, on almost every metric.

      • lnsru 8 hours ago
        The thing is that recent products are crappy. I got so many decades old secondhand things. They looked like regular old furniture and it was fine. Then I continued buying same things, but new. While the old furniture didn’t change at all the new pieces became yellow/brown after couple tears. We don’t smoke!!! It was a nightmare and I don’t buy IKEA products anymore.
  • greatgib 6 hours ago
    Sometimes it works and name are weird, nice and fun. But sometimes, quite a lot, I think that it is counter productive because the name is hard to remember, spell or say if local language.

    So in the end, hard to say to a seller or type on the part screen the name of what you want. Most of the time you will not be able to remember what was the name of the thing and have to look around and find by categories to find again what you are looking for. And forgot the name already 3 days after. And actually i was multiple time annoyed by that. For example, look at the baby changing table name: ÄLSKVÄRD.

    Also, hard to remember/pronounce name make it that often you are lost and confused between multiple names that doesn't make any sense to you like HFEREZR versus HORCRUX.

    One case that frustrated me a lot is: good luck finding which white cabinet door you need to buy between VEDDINGE and VALLSTENA that are 99,9% the same, and have the same description on ikea website and shops... In the warehouse you are looking for it, you look for the thing starting with the V, like VA...VII... something, and you find VEDDINGE. Was it this one i needed to be or another name similar?

    • jltsiren 5 hours ago
      I think your actual issue is that spelling and pronunciation are too inconsistent in your native language. With a more consistent language, it's pretty easy to remember foreign words and names using the pronunciation in your native language, assuming that the letters are mostly the same. You don't need to understand the word or know the correct pronunciation (though both obviously help).
  • yipinwong 8 hours ago
    > Bookshelves → men's names

    That's sexist. Saying women don't read books? /s

  • TheExaltd4 12 hours ago
    Maybe