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  • artisinal 0 minutes ago
    A car salesman? Could be worse. His mother could have had connections with Epstein. And he could have been a serial rapist.

    A car salesmen isn’t that bad.

  • acheron 2 hours ago
  • thomasfl 1 hour ago
    The Fresh Prince of Bel...gium.
  • ninjagoo 2 hours ago
    So no merit, effort or capability-based gains; instead a straight title, prestige, wealth and inheritance gain through DNA, over which no offspring has any control.
    • tecleandor 1 hour ago
      He got equal inheritance rights as every person gets from his parents. In this case I see it as "You had a kid, you better take charge of that."

      Also:

      > But he will not receive a royal allowance, nor will he be expected to take on official duties, and he has no rights to the Belgian throne. Vandenkerckhove could take his father’s family name, Saxe-Coburg, but has indicated he may not choose to.

    • afpx 10 minutes ago
      Wait, you mean there's a place in the world where people with merit, effort, and capability thrive?
    • vl 1 hour ago
      ” But he will not receive a royal allowance, nor will he be expected to take on official duties, and he has no rights to the Belgian throne.”

      So it seems nothing will change for him.

      • guax 1 hour ago
        I got curious about this but it seems that this is also the case for all his siblings. His bio dad gets it (EUR 300k/y) because of a transitional compromise but the future princes aside from the presumptive heir to the throne will not get it.

        Not that they might be any close to being destitute given the estate size.

        As for him, I suppose you can sue for backpay child support.

      • m3kw9 1 hour ago
        he can now borrow against that inheritance
        • jstanley 1 hour ago
          You know or you merely speculate?
          • tyromaniac 1 hour ago
            The article states he's due for a share of the inheritance, as to if he could get a prodigal son style advance I dont know
    • green_wheel 1 hour ago
      Yeah, people leave their things to their children. It's been happening for quite some time now. You should look into it.
    • terabytest 1 hour ago
      Sounds like the definition of monarchy?
    • michaeljx 2 hours ago
      Like the good nepotistic society we are
      • zdragnar 2 hours ago
        I'm struggling to understand what the desirable alternative is here. Children shouldn't be recognized by their patients? Or only lower class parents should have the burden of sharing their income with their children?
        • tbrownaw 1 hour ago
          > what the desirable alternative is here

          Limits on how much parents can spend other people's resources on their kids. Which goes with civil office being a job rather than a special privilege.

        • jackb4040 1 hour ago
          Aristocracies should not exist anywhere on earth in 2026, except in ceremonial form. Their ill-gotten gains should be expropriated into the hands of the state.

          It's dishonest of you to argue that they should be treated like normal citizens while they cling desperately to their distinct and superior position. If they want to be treated as normal people all they have to do is renounce their titles.

          • waterheater 1 hour ago
            So what's stopping the Belgian people from grabbing torches and pitchforks, marching to the castle, and demanding that this injustice be immediately reconciled?
        • madaxe_again 2 hours ago
          All children should be gestated in womb-bladders in state hatcheries, and raised to maturity by the state. Knowing or wanting to know your parents should be considered a deviancy, a perversion.

          Oh wait that’s Brave New World. Or The Naked Sun, depending on your preferred flavour of SF nightmare.

    • skrebbel 2 hours ago
      Wealth gain? How?
      • Retric 1 hour ago
        Inheritance, or more quickly the ability to borrow against that inheritance.
    • bell-cot 2 hours ago
      Are you advocating for all children being anonymized and raised in orphanages? Or a 100% inheritance tax? Or just expressing disappointment at your own relative lack of wealthy & famous recent ancestors?
      • short_sells_poo 2 hours ago
        100% inheritance tax would be ideal, but it's never going to happen in practice.
        • artisinal 6 minutes ago
          My father has a wonderful collection of model trains. It’s rather valuable in money. I have been playing with his trains since I was a young boy. Good memories.

          Are you telling me that if I can’t afford to pay the state the full value of that train set, the trains will go to a government auction?

        • afh1 2 hours ago
          Remove the greatest incentive for long term investment, what could go wrong?
          • jackb4040 1 hour ago
            "you can't just abolish nepotism, that's tantamount to abolishing capitalism!"

            yes

          • omgwtfbyobbq 1 hour ago
            Depending on what motivations are, separate controlling interest from personal wealth, at least above some reasonable limit.

            Obviously easier said than done, but unless the predominant incentive for everyone is just to generate more wealth for themselves/relatives/etc, other existing incentives should be sufficient to invest.

    • zuzululu 1 hour ago
      From a simulation hypothesis perspective, your DNA is the passport through many simulations you've experienced and it carries the merit, effort and capabilities gained over time.
  • grubbs 2 hours ago
    Damn! All those Hallmark movies just became documentaries!
  • hmokiguess 2 hours ago
    So he knew when he turned 16 but only got recognized 10 years later. I hope when he was a teenager he got into some friendly brawl and said "Shut up my Dad is the King." and got laughed on and now the other person is seeing the news.
    • layman51 2 hours ago
      But it’s funny because this is a common childhood fantasy. Like maybe as a five year old, you get into a conflict with your parents and you imagine that your dad is actually not really your dad, but is actually some other outstanding member of the community. There was a similar plot point in the Joker (2019) movie too.
      • trollbridge 1 hour ago
        Or the plot to The Princess Diaries. Like, every adolescent in a certain era experienced that.
  • xz18r 2 hours ago
    I'm Belgian, this has been public knowledge since the guy was born. At least it was dealt with a lot more amicably than the other case (Delphine Boël being the child of King (then Prince) Albert II), which was decades of bad lying and denial.
  • NDlurker 2 hours ago
    Saxe-Coburg? Are these guys cousins to the British royal family? Time to do some googling
  • shevy-java 1 hour ago
    Finally those emails from Nigeria were right after all!
  • johnbarron 2 hours ago
    I love Hereditary Dentists....
  • TacticalCoder 33 minutes ago
    As TFA pointed out, it's not the first time in the belgian royal family (which has no power btw and they're not anywhere near as rich as, say, the royal british family). A few years ago it was revealed that Delphine Boel was the daughter of the then belgian king.

    And contrarily to his son, prince Laurent, who's been classy and accepted immediately the DNA test, the king refused and went to court but lost his case and had to submit to a DNA test. He later on abdicated IIRC.

    It's interesting to think of the number of kids from kings and princes that, through the ages, never got recognized because DNA tests didn't exist and they could just deny it, even if the offspring was a near identical copy (in the case of the son of prince Laurent: he looks just like his father).

    But yup in Belgium we've got a monarchy and king/queen/princes/princesses (princes and princesses either from the royal family or not), counts/countesses, dukes, many barons, a lot of knights and some esquires (I think we have esquires). And even more "Madame/Monsieur": people from the nobility but without any title.

    The title appears on the identity card but that's basically it: it's more of an historical thing than anything else really.

    Several of my friends hold such titles: it is not uncommon and it brings you exactly jack fucking shit advantage in life (unless you're really from the royal family).

  • stephbook 2 hours ago
    > “If I were to sacrifice [my] family name, it would be a betrayal of everything my mother has done for me.”

    Only a man could entertain this thought.

  • throw21x 1 hour ago
    weird people are still treating some like kings/gods in this day and age
  • hrdwdmrbl 2 hours ago
    I'm king of the world. DM me if you want a title.
    • johnbarron 2 hours ago
      I am also Sovereign. Will do it for half the price this one is asking for.
    • hmokiguess 2 hours ago
      which world though