7 comments

  • rgmerk 16 minutes ago
    Look, I get that Elon wants to chase AI, but why not do relatively simple, low-cost things like build a proper 7-seat SUV that uses the Cybertruck platform - or even a properly stretched Model Y platform (rather than the six-seater L)? Or how about a delivery van on a stretched Y platform?

    Tesla's product line is narrow and aging rapidly.

    • qwerpy 4 minutes ago
      Yeah I’d love a cybervan or model XL. Pretty much every family I know would get one. In lieu of that we all got model Ys / cybertrucks instead, and then we grumble about it when the in-laws come to visit and we need to drive two cars to take the family out. YL is fine but they needed to go further. Need 3 proper rows and storage space!
    • yodsanklai 6 minutes ago
      Do they still care about cars though or they're chasing some new things after losing to the Chinese.
    • tehlike 11 minutes ago
      I would also like a 7 seater, but that might be uniquely american concept.
      • eddythompson80 1 minute ago
        Not really. Peugeot has been making 7 seaters for over half a century now.
    • gfrecvh 5 minutes ago
      If they start doing that, everybody will finally see that they're just a car company and their stock will be priced like one.
    • jmalicki 10 minutes ago
      Because tesla has always been selling dollars for $0.50. Investing in their product lines doesn't help them, it's always been a grift and a shell game. Some great products have come out of it, but the valuation has never been one where selling more products helps the business, unless it can lead to the hype train.
  • speedgoose 25 minutes ago
    Sorry TSLA holders, it's partly my fault as I got my 5 years old Model Y checked by a third party garage for everything that should be fixed by Tesla before the end of the main warranty period.
    • sippingabonedry 24 minutes ago
      I'm reminded nearly every other day that EVs need no maintenance and should never see the inside of a mechanic's garage.
      • speedgoose 16 minutes ago
        I can't really complain about the maintenance of the EV parts of my cars. I know some EVs fail there too, but my two EVs have been flawless when it comes to the electric drivetrains and the batteries.

        But having an electric car doesn't make salt and potholes magically disappear, unfortunately.

      • drnick1 16 minutes ago
        What maintenance do they actually need? Tires, brakes, wiper blades, air filter, washer fluid? All fairly trivial to DIY. One thing that I would do is disable the cellular modem, to prevent unwanted "upgrades."
        • sippingabonedry 12 minutes ago
          > One thing that I would do is disable the cellular modem

          Is that even possible in modern EVs? Without breaking critical functions like maps, etc.

          • 2III7 6 minutes ago
            That's what Apple CarPlay and Android Auto are for.
        • onedognight 11 minutes ago
          Brakes! They sometimes rust on Teslas due to lack of use.
        • speedgoose 14 minutes ago
          You forgot suspensions.
      • collabs 18 minutes ago
        You still need things like brakes though, right?
        • rlt 9 minutes ago
          They need brakes changed far less often due to regenerative braking.
        • sippingabonedry 16 minutes ago
          Of course. It's a ridiculous notion yet that hasn't stopped anyone from repeating it constantly.

          More than a few times my mechanic has found something pending failure (like a leak) during regularly scheduled ICE maintenance and alerted me to keep an eye on it.

          • jackdoe 10 minutes ago
            when I say EVs need less maintenance I mean things like cylinder honing or clutch slipping.

            do people actually think you buy a tesla and just drive?

            • lostlogin 0 minutes ago
              I do that with a Leaf. I did have to change a tyre after 4 years, and last week I filled the wiper fluid.
            • sippingabonedry 3 minutes ago
              > do people actually think you buy a tesla and just drive

              Unfortunately these people exist by the thousands.

  • boyka 22 minutes ago
    Invest the $30B into AI build-out with a company called SpaceX, nice. SpaceX invests some more Cybertrucks, nice.
  • kasperni 55 minutes ago
    It's okay, we're an AI company now.
    • MiroslavPokorny 51 minutes ago
      A taxi company powered by AI auto drivers with ZERO taxis!
      • collabs 26 minutes ago
        I understand not wanting to pay the cost of LiDAR like twelve years ago but the price has come down since then. At this point does it even make sense to stick to cameras? What possible reason is there other than an aging Elmo's ego?

        Even if it prevents like ten deaths, the LiDAR will have paid for itself.

        • eru 0 minutes ago
          > Even if it prevents like ten deaths, the LiDAR will have paid for itself.

          The statistical value of a human life (for US government purposes) is between 7 to 14 million USD depending on department etc. (Unless there's anything to do with nuclear, then it's pretty much infinity.)

          I'm not quite sure how much LiDAR would cost extra?

          Of course, in addition to lives saved, you have other benefits. Eg you can conceivably drive more aggressively and faster, when you have more scanners, because you can exploit more situations where a lesser system has to act conservative when it can't be quite sure.

      • zobzu 21 minutes ago
        I take them regularly in SF, twice cheaper than lyft, 4x cheaper than waymo and works fine... it's literally the cheapest other than zoox (free if on tester list, which I am), but it's as fast as Lyft/Uber.
        • culi 5 minutes ago
          Someone sits in the front though and drives you around manually. That's just a simple taxi except its highly subsidized so Tesla can run its grift
        • kridsdale1 12 minutes ago
          Can I buy life insurance on you?
  • bpodgursky 47 minutes ago
    I'm not convinced Tesla's schizophrenic strategy is any worse than the strategy of the legacy American automakers, which is to sleepwalk directly into a volcano (when Chinese EV manufactures break into the market with $10k SUVs)
    • theturtletalks 6 minutes ago
      If they follow what they did with AI and make it open-source, I’m first in line to buy. The Spider-Man ads on BMW is just the beginning and even if you would never buy an open-source car, doesn’t mean it won’t keep the competition honest.
      • culi 4 minutes ago
        What makes you think you'd ever be allowed to buy a Chinese EV in the US?
    • lnsru 29 minutes ago
      Elon gambled with cybertruck and didn’t won. The winning strategy was to outcompete Chinese with smaller affordable vehicle. I would call it common sense strategy after all.
      • riffraff 26 minutes ago
        The cybertruck was a disaster but I think the main issue is they didn't do any new model after that for almost a decade.

        Also, Musk getting into politics and alienating most of its consumer base, of course.

        • calgoo 19 minutes ago
          That last part is a big thing, especially in Europe where a lot of their sales have almost stopped as no one wants to drive a nazi car.
          • DaSHacka 11 minutes ago
            AfD seems to be doing a little too well across the sea for me to believe that
            • 05hundred 2 minutes ago
              Problem is, AfD voters also don't want to drive Teslas (not because they disagree with Elon's politics, but because "only hippies drive EVs, patriots drive real cars".)
            • skissane 5 minutes ago
              Musk’s problem is that the intersection of “votes AfD” and “willing and able to buy premium electric vehicle” is relatively small
          • sippingabonedry 6 minutes ago
            > as no one wants to drive a nazi car

            Volkswagen had €322 billion in revenue last year and was literally in every way founded by the Nazi party.

        • zobzu 19 minutes ago
          the only mistake was politics.
      • drnick1 11 minutes ago
        No, the winning strategy was to release a conventional-looking truck, say something that very much looks like an F150 or a Silverado.

        The Cybertruck, or what it should have been, was never meant to be an entry-level truck like the Slate, and the market for trucks clearly shows people are wanting to spent money on big trucks.

      • nialse 22 minutes ago
        The interesting part is that small affordable EVs was Teslas initial goal IIRC. Changing horses in the middle of the stream just did not workout? I’m sure Tesla will be fine in the end though. There is always someone coming to the rescue.
      • miohtama 23 minutes ago
        Cybertruck technology ended up in cybercab and semi, so whether the vehicle itself won might not be relevant in long run.
        • Hamuko 22 minutes ago
          Two other vehicles that barely exist?
      • kelseyfrog 20 minutes ago
        Buying a Tesla vehicle (or not) became a referendum on Elon himself. It became a small personal action one could take to feel like you could actually do something that had an effect. Whether or not it accomplished the goal is precisely the center of debate, but regardless, the feeling was real.
    • LarsDu88 4 minutes ago
      Honestly Ford is doing something right with the new Fathom truck, but mostly their catching up to Tesla in terms of manufacturing. The Chinese companies caught up and passed up Tesla in that game about a year ago.

      At some point, the reality of being in a highly competitive market must set in and valuations need to come down to Earth.

      • dyauspitr 2 minutes ago
        The lightning was fantastic as well.
    • noncoml 21 minutes ago
      The difference is in the valuation of those vs TSLA
    • redanddead 33 minutes ago
      The tariffs will save us
      • nialse 20 minutes ago
        Tariffs in the US will be just effective as the EU EV tariffs. It will protect the industry for some time, and at the same time make it go stale and irrelevant.
  • ulfw 51 minutes ago
    Time to become SpAIceXTeslAI

    Valuation +420%. Easily.

    • Ekaros 19 minutes ago
      Sadly solar roofs was dumped. So can't include boring company there. Just imagine what could have been. Under ground solar roadways.
      • ulfw 18 minutes ago
        +69,000% in that case. Like with his S3XY cars. Oh well.
    • tosti 24 minutes ago
      Large shiney rock pile awaits!
    • nialse 19 minutes ago
      SpacetAxI? (Sorry, not sorry)
  • sidcool 44 minutes ago
    Electrek has gone completely biased with Tesla. They have done so bad, that even if this is true, I'd take it with a fistful of salt.
    • 3eb7988a1663 33 minutes ago
      The entire post is that Tesla setup $30B in loans that it could potentially use. What salt should I be taking?
      • sidcool 20 minutes ago
        Read their prior Tesla posts. They are all negative.
      • lazzlazzlazz 29 minutes ago
        Did you read the post? It's all framed as "worrying". It's a very biased, thoughtless piece.
    • franciscop 37 minutes ago
      I was going to comment exactly the same. They used to be all about Tesla, and now they're basically all against Tesla. It's very shocking to see this turn of the editorial approach for a company that did change the full industry. It is true and well known that hate DOES bring more eyeballs than reporting the good news though, and this seems to be a well known bias against Tesla.
      • computably 3 minutes ago
        > It's very shocking to see this turn of the editorial approach for a company that did change the full industry.

        Is it? Regardless of how revolutionary a company was, they don't get a free pass on criticism.

        I had a positive sentiment towards Tesla when the mission was basically "make EVs sexy" and "promote clean electricity." Although they didn't have a perfect record (QC, proprietary charging, RtR), at least they were disrupting a stagnant industry, with a noble enough goal.

        Now when I think of Tesla, I think of their deployment of "Full Self Driving (Beta) [keep your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road]", "Robotaxi (with human driver)," "Humanoid robot (why?)," and of course the glorious leader who bought Twitter so he could "protect free speech" by banning people he disagrees with.

      • otherme123 1 minute ago
        Google used to be the "good company" not that long ago. They changed the whole industry. But today, and very deserved, a lot of people that liked or even loved them, turned against. And that can happen when a company changes, but also when the user changes its point of view: you could be a voter for Trump a couple years ago, but today and after watching the results of his politics (that are not that surprising, is not like the president made an U-turn) you might have a different opinion.

        If you hold the same opinion forever, even when things obviously changed, you are just a fanatic.

    • zobzu 22 minutes ago
      but reddit says tesla bad because Elon bad
      • DaSHacka 13 minutes ago
        The funniest thing is how they used to eschew the complete opposite when elon was "funny memer man who's tony stark IRL"