Theranos.world

(theranos.world)

483 points | by kbyatnal 19 hours ago

52 comments

  • IG_Semmelweiss 9 hours ago
    Fascinating that the only communications with Tyler Schultz, which was the main insider confronting the fraud, had all of ~4 exchanges with her. All in the same day.

    Truly brave of him to go against the golden geese, despite turning his own family- and even former attorney generals & military officers- against him.

    Its all on 4/11/2014.

    Also interesting to see how Sunny & Holmes always thought it was Tyler, or the CLIA Lab Director (Adam) plotting against them.... when their scam was just in plain sight of regulators that bothered to actually do the work.

    Holmes/Sunny reaction to Tyler's email and to Adam's resignation (Nov 2014) is one of outrage. Using the power inbalance to make their point, is 101 fraud.

    • bambax 1 hour ago
      I read the book (Bad Blood) and watched the mini-series (The Dropout) -- both absolutely great! and yet I still don't completely understand how Sunny & Holmes were able to fool experts inside their own company for so long.

      Fooling the public is easy. But how do you fool the people working on the machines and trying to get actual results out of them? Sure, dividing the work into micro-tasks help, and creating an atmosphere of suspicion/excitement/respect for authority, etc. But still?!?

      • red-iron-pine 2 minutes ago
        $$$ and NDAs work
      • N_Lens 17 minutes ago
        A case study in human psychology for sure.
    • mplewis 7 hours ago
      Sunny's response to Tyler's email, the one full of sincere concern for the well-being of the company:

      Tyler.

      We saw your email to Elizabeth.

      Before I get into specifics, let me share with you that had this email come from anyone else in the company, I would have already held them accountable for the arrogant and patronizing tone and reckless comments. In your case, I am giving you the benefit of doubt that your intentions are in the right place, and am taking the time to respond, even though your tone in this email all the way through the last paragraph is not that of someone seeking to understand, but rather someone standing at higher perch of morality and business wisdom. Perhaps this too was not your intent but this clearly comes across as your mind set.

      See my comments in red below.

      • gabaix 2 hours ago
        > someone standing at higher perch of morality and business wisdom

        This is a good reminder that arguments on morality and wisdom are used and abused.

        • zaphar 42 minutes ago
          And also a good reminder that if someone is coming off to you as "at a higher perch of morality and business wisdom" maybe you should listen to them.
          • AlexandrB 7 minutes ago
            I don't think that follows. A lot of folks like to position themselves as "holier-than-thou".
  • regus 16 hours ago
    This is great, it reminds me of promotional websites from the Adobe Flash era. Ads were a lot more fun back then.
  • jorisw 6 hours ago
    From Elizabeth's Sent mailbox, 10/26/2015:

    > Theranos is a revolutionary business, founded and led by a remarkable engineer and businesswoman - joined by a team of professionals who have, at their core, embraced her mission to serve humanity through innovation in health care.

    • drekipus 6 hours ago
      4 lines and only the last 2 words tell us what they do
      • vintermann 4 hours ago
        What they pretended to do more like it.
  • phtrivier 36 minutes ago
    Ok, I have to ask : is there a way to get a "cartridge" to insert into the theranos machine ?

    I would love to have the machine "function" up to a point (except, actually doing the analysis results in a "NotImplementedException" of some kind.à

    • rspeele 19 minutes ago
      Keep clicking the menus on the screen rather than clicking on the tray itself. When you click “load cartridge” on screen it materializes and closes.

      I also initially looked around the desk for a physical cartridge, such was the effectiveness of the rest of the “game”.

  • baggachipz 16 hours ago
    In the "Notes" app on the iphone, there is a note which says "msg me on X". Back then, it was Twitter. Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
    • Sheeny96 16 hours ago
      What are we to believe this is some sort of, snort heh* magic iPhone or something?
    • ibejoeb 15 hours ago
      She was truly ahead of her time.
    • xbryanx 11 hours ago
      “X” was actually a pre-Twitter BBS focused on transgenics and corpuscular macronutrients, based in Fort Worth. Any true believers would know that.
    • pazimzadeh 15 hours ago
      I'd love to agree with you but that look like the site designer asking for feedback on his site
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      good catch, i may need to find a new job soon
    • yawnxyz 15 hours ago
      its still called twitter

      (for some of us)

      • icantevenhold 14 hours ago
        I will never call it X and die violently on this hill
        • abrowne 11 hours ago
          I've accepted X and call the posts "crements"
        • r_lee 6 hours ago
          it's just kinda awkward, but worse than just "X" is the fact that now you're supposed to call tweets "posts on X" or "X posts"

          like come on... it was so good before

        • bricss 14 hours ago
          How about Xitter? :)
          • nikcub 13 hours ago
            pronounced "shitter"?
          • ok_dad 14 hours ago
            [flagged]
            • brendoelfrendo 13 hours ago
              Maybe there is such a thing as a good walled garden after all...
      • drybjed 5 hours ago
        If Elon Musk can deadname, we can too.
    • ozgung 4 hours ago
      > I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

      Their name is probably Claude.

    • RobRivera 16 hours ago
      [Scoff, Scoff]
  • lisp2240 16 hours ago
    It's so strange to see this here. I remember when this site was nothing but foaming-at-the-mouth fawning adoration of Elizabeth Holmes long after her scams were exposed.
    • andybak 16 hours ago
      My first memory of her being mentioned on this site was the dawning skepticism followed by the big expose. But it's possible I missed the fawning because it didn't sound as interesting
      • moomin 35 minutes ago
        I recall there were plenty of people on here going into bat for Theranos way after others were calling it fraud.

        The thing is, she expertly rode a belief system that was already prevalent: that SV was going to change the world and that SV and what was happening there was different. Plenty of WeWork fans as well. Plenty of fans of firms that actually did something as well, but most of those "did something"s were a website.

      • indymike 1 hour ago
        I think there was a lot of resentment here because of how easily it appeared she was raising money and how quickly the company grew at first without having a working product and a murmur from experts that their miniaturization play may not be able to work at all.
      • car 15 hours ago
        I posted about Theranos 2013. Not entirely sure, but I think it was when they launched publicly.

        Crazy how my gut feeling was more than vindicated.

        https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6349349

        • vconnor 7 hours ago
          A lot of the comments on that thread are about how the board is full of military/CIA it smells like a cover company. It had Henry Kissinger on it of all people.

          Did we ever find out what all those people were doing at Theranos? I really haven’t kept up to date.

          • vintermann 4 hours ago
            I have a theory! They saw all the other security state people involved, and figured this was something it would be a good career move to support without knowing exactly why.

            "Don't obey in advance", Tim Snyder said. But obeying in advance is called showing initiative and is a great career move. In secretive industries it can be hard to know what to obey in advance, but they don't let that stop them!

          • nephihaha 5 hours ago
            One of the unspoken secrets of research is that a lot of people are doing it to keep themselves in a job. It is perfectly possible to do research for years which goes nowhere, just goes over old ground etc. As long as the money rolls in, someone's making a living and not necessarily dishonestly if they're at the lower levels.
      • aaron695 16 hours ago
        [dead]
    • potamic 7 hours ago
      This is an ad for her upcoming, self-starred documentary. So nothing much has changed?
  • kokanee 16 hours ago
    Whoa. With a lidar scan of my house, a drone-captured point cloud of my neighborhood, and a backup of my icloud, I could create an immersive 3D snapshot of my life. And then what if other people did the same and we networked them together, so that we can actually interact in the snapshot. It'd be like second life except actually cloned from real lives. weird
    • chihuahua 15 hours ago
      You could pitch the idea to Zuck, see if he wants to burn $100b to try it out.
    • lumost 16 hours ago
      I had a thought the other day that you could probably divide up the world into cubic miles and with a few thousand codex subscriptions make a high fidelity blender model of the entire world based on google maps, street view, and tagged location photos.

      What would you do with a whole model of the world? I don't know, but it would be fun to walk a national park while I'm on the treadmill or basejump off of a realistic el capitan.

      • finghin 4 hours ago
        …In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City, and the map of the Empire, the entirety of a Province. In time, those Unconscionable Maps no longer satisfied, and the Cartographers Guilds struck a Map of the Empire whose size was that of the Empire, and which coincided point for point with it. The following Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Cartography as their Forebears had been, saw that that vast Map was Useless, and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to the Inclemencies of Sun and Winters. In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars; in all the Land there is no other Relic of the Disciplines of Geography.

        (Borges)

      • cavemandaveman 16 hours ago
        Microsoft has done that to some extent with Flight Simulator using older machine learning techniques. Wouldn't call most of the world high fidelity yet but I'm sure they could get there with generative AI models. I'm also sure the anti-AI screeching in the gaming community would be heard for miles.

        Would also make a great Zwift competitor (cycling app where you can hook up your stationary bike and race or ride on certain routes).

        • ninju 13 hours ago
          Microsoft Flight Simulator’s world map covers the entire Earth at approximately 1:1 scale: about 510 million square kilometres of surface, including roughly 149 million km² of land

          Ref: https://flyawaysimulation.com/ask/answers/microsoft-flight-s...

          • wombatpm 8 hours ago
            I think they cheat somewhat with the ocean when far from labdy
        • vintermann 4 hours ago
          In that case generative AI could be defended as a privacy preserving measure, I guess.
        • queenkjuul 10 hours ago
          I love doing flybys of my house in MSFS
      • RobotToaster 1 hour ago
        Pretty sure I've seen experiments to do this using a combination of AI and traditional photogrammetry.
      • ethersteeds 16 hours ago
        Bro just go outside
        • freecodeio 15 hours ago
          no sorry have to keep in touch with agents
          • icantevenhold 14 hours ago
            Who else is gonna type “just implement it” or press enter repeatedly
    • TrackerFF 16 hours ago
      If only google could use their AI to generate a wiremesh model out of their google maps streetview data, and make it public. And then another model to generate texture.
    • mrheosuper 11 hours ago
      That is exactly the idea of some minecraft projects: Mapping the entire world into minecraft.
    • WD-42 14 hours ago
      And then you realize how boring it is.
    • cootsnuck 10 hours ago
      I mean Second Life has been around since 2003... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Life

      I wasted a lot of hours in it when I was a teen.

  • l0c0b0x 16 hours ago
    Why do I have Nathan Fielder's look in my face (same when he was staring at as EH on the pilot), as I'm going through all the features on this site?
    • fakedang 16 hours ago
      Hope you're lounging on somebody else's bed too, while you're doing that. :D
  • binarymax 16 hours ago
    Burying the api key in notes on the laptop is a nice touch.
    • IncRnd 15 hours ago
      I need to delete that key again. I keep recreating it with the same value, but nothing seems to work. I want to use this key with the value but in a way that nobody else knows the value. Sigh. Security is difficult.
  • dijit 16 hours ago
    All I feel is that UI of MacOS and iOS is so inferior now than it was then... :\
    • ivanjermakov 16 hours ago
      If only apps were opening in an instant, odd feeling of having it on random website but not have it natively.
      • Cthulhu_ 52 minutes ago
        Unfortunately the OS itself won't be the be-all / end-all, crossplatform (web) apps and a lack of care for optimization are the other major issue. I just timed how long it takes to open the 'calendar' tab in Teams - 8.5 seconds. MacOS' own calendar app takes <2 seconds (unrepresentative test due to factors) and does not show a screen with a spinner.
    • Mizza 15 hours ago
      Same, but for that generation of MacBook Air. Insane quality and value for the price. And you didn't have to wait 6 weeks to get them!

      Although I bet Lizzie used a Pro..

    • Keyframe 16 hours ago
      only because it was. We peaked with skeuomorphism at the turn of millenium.
  • neya 8 hours ago
    For those who are curious, Elizabeth Holmes was originally charged to serve for 11 years and 3 months. However, now her projected release date is just right around the corner - 2030. That's just 6 years and 9 months. A little more than half of her original serving period.
    • gabaix 8 hours ago
      What explains the time reduction?
      • tancop 7 hours ago
        A lot of prisoners get released after about half their sentence when they become eligible for parole, so 12 years is really 6 (and life is really 20) in a lot of cases. Fraud is a white collar crime and basically everyone gets out on parole first or second try.

        The only ones who don't are murderers, gang members, drug dealers or whistleblowers. The American legal system judges crimes on how far from "normal behavior" they are, not how much harm they cause.

      • eddythompson80 7 hours ago
        I don’t know about this particular case, but sentences are usually reduced to 3/4 or 2/3 depending on a bunch of factors referred to as good behavior. Unless a judge or a law explicitly disallows that depending on the crime or the sentencing. The amount varies by state or court type and judges usually account for that when deciding on the sentencing
        • raegis 7 hours ago
          Federal criminal convicts usually serve 85-90% with good behavior, at least for men. The minimum is 85%. There is no federal parole. I think she's getting out early for a different reason.
      • neya 7 hours ago
        [flagged]
  • tigrezno 3 hours ago
    Was having trouble resolving this domain and it's because Quad9 (9.9.9.9) is blocking it lol
  • flockonus 15 hours ago
    It is a bit hilarious that most of the "apps" open faster in a fake desktop simulated inside the browser than it actually does natively on my Macbook Pro

    *yes i know, not apples to apples.

  • minimaxa 6 hours ago
    I left some snaps on your iphone, so see we can stare into each other's eyes Liz.
  • ipvolt 52 minutes ago
    That's some sick marketing
  • lukasschwab 17 hours ago
    Super slick buried Extend marketing
    • kbyatnal 16 hours ago
      we parsed all the theranos PDF filings with Extend (https://extend.ai/) and wanted a fun interactive way of visualizing them!
      • AdamN 6 hours ago
        Did we get their emails? Would be interesting to tease out the differences between the Enron culture and the Theranos culture (and similarities)
      • captn3m0 15 hours ago
        Took me a while to figure out why, till I opened Safari read "document processing" and it clicked. Good job.
    • dwroberts 2 hours ago
      Given the context this made me assume extend is also some kind of a scam
    • daemonologist 16 hours ago
      there's even an extend api key in there (invalid though, would've been cool if it did something special)
    • rlt 6 hours ago
      Landed on it like 3 clicks in and immediately closed the page.
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      thank you!!
  • karahime 15 hours ago
    You know, for a single pretty rare case of fraud in tech, as opposed to the industries where fraud is common, this gets brought up an excessive amount a decade later.
    • vintermann 4 hours ago
      Two theories:

      * It was off-the-charts brazen, and amazing that so many prestigious people got behind it, and that it took so long for anyone blow the whistle/notice that the impossible product didn't in fact exist.

      * Sexism.

      If you want me to believe #2, I would like to hear what you think are the more comparable cases which don't get bought up as much as this one.

    • lazyasciiart 15 hours ago
      Tech? Not the health sector?
      • andy81 14 hours ago
        The "tech" sector label is a fraud in its own right.

        It makes sense to have a separate label for companies that develop software. They have a unique investment appeal because their cost of production doesn't increase with units sold, so higher PE ratio if growing.

        For "some reason" Netflix isn't priced as a media company. Tesla isn't priced as manufacturing.

      • karahime 14 hours ago
        That's fair, I guess it depends on how you divide it.
        • Fricken 12 hours ago
          Theranos was first funded and mentored by Tim Draper of Draper Fisher Jurvetson. She's 100% tech.
    • topaz0 10 hours ago
      It's hard to forget when the "pretty rare" (citation needed) case was also shoved down your throat by the fawning media for 5 years first.
  • skrrtww 16 hours ago
    The page crashes instantly in Safari on iOS on an iPhone 13.
    • enjoyyourlife 9 hours ago
      The memory limit for Safari on iOS is less than 400 MB so it's probably because of that
    • ryandrake 11 hours ago
      Doesn’t load at all on an iPhone 7
    • sgustard 16 hours ago
      Works great on my iPhone 13.
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      looking into it!
  • neom 16 hours ago
    [flagged]
    • kbyatnal 14 hours ago
      A24 (the studio behind the movie) is one of our customers, so we're hosting a watch party in SF

      plus, we used our APIs to parse all the theranos PDFs to power the experience

      hope our content marketing made your day a bit more fun!

      • abrookewood 12 hours ago
        It's an amazing site - well done.
      • crystaln 7 hours ago
        Sneaky and a little icky, but novel enough to pass.
      • teaearlgraycold 13 hours ago
        Where’s the party? I just built something similar to your product for an SF-based non-profit (fully self-hosted on site) and it’s been extremely useful. Would love to get tips on how we can improve our setup.
      • 3RTB297 8 hours ago
        I mean this in the best way possible: This reminds me so much of Microsoft Bob if it had survived to 2016.
      • aaroninsf 10 hours ago
        [flagged]
    • chaidhat 14 hours ago
      At least this is a fun ad. I appreciate the level of commitment the developers put into it. It's not just vibe coded slop which is rare
    • yakkomajuri 15 hours ago
      I mean, fair play? I appreciate marketing that has effort involved, especially these days.

      You do have to get your word out somehow

      • Jtarii 14 hours ago
        I would prefer if they were upfront about it so I could just not click on it.
    • Recoil42 14 hours ago
      The event they're hosting is a free watch party for the movie. You didn't exactly crack the case.
    • binlog 16 hours ago
      Feels like they are unintentionally marketing the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary rather than themselves.
      • jimbokun 13 hours ago
      • setsewerd 15 hours ago
        Maybe creating the documentary was the most ambitious Nathan For You episode yet, and all simply to build publicity for this company.
        • twoodfin 11 hours ago
          The plan…

          - Create a series of increasingly surreal reality TV shows that blur the distinctions between how we see ourselves and how we present to the world as characters.

          - Convince a reality-distorting corporate sociopath that my experience making these shows makes me the ideal person to tell her misunderstood story to the world in a breakthrough documentary film.

          - Use an advance screening of the film to generate publicity for this previously obscure AI document management startup.

      • Traubenfuchs 15 hours ago
        Reddit is full of EH content lately, now this.

        All of this must be a marketing campaign for the movie.

        • conorcleary 13 hours ago
          and most of it pumped years ago through JRE
      • stavros 15 hours ago
        Wait, this isn't marketing for the documentary?
      • RobRivera 16 hours ago
        Llllllllllllol?
  • ksd482 16 hours ago
    Not that it matters or anyone cares, but it's so obvious Balwani was manipulating her emotionally. There are so many instances where he says "Love you", or "love" or "I am in love with your beauty", while she is more direct like "I love you", "I am in love with you" etc.
    • ambicapter 16 hours ago
      I don't see how either of your examples are necessarily more direct than the other?
      • ksd482 16 hours ago
        hmm..perhaps I was biased because I watched a couple of documentaries, a tv film and read the book by John Carreyrou "Bad Blood", so my eyes were primed to look for this pattern.

        But he was definitely manipulative in this regard.

  • tclancy 12 hours ago
    Man, was not prepared to come across a Sparklehorse track randomly tonight.
  • crossroadsguy 16 hours ago
    In my genearl observations of office desks/cubicles around me I have noticed that the only people with carefully stacked books, often more than one or two, were the ones who didn't really read.
    • lesostep 4 hours ago
      Makes sense. I stack books every time I clean my table, but they get out of stack pretty quickly.
  • FLeXMurphy 16 hours ago
    I love how incredibly vapid the emails and text messages are.

    And by love I of course mean: I love, LOVE, LOVE, [repeat ad nauseam]

    Nails on a chalkboard.

  • ksd482 16 hours ago
    The reminders section is the second most entertaining bit after the messages. Look it up. It's hilarious!!!
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      yay i'm glad people are finding all the easter eggs!
  • ivraatiems 14 hours ago
    This is remarkably well-made, I love these little simulator dealies.
  • mrheosuper 11 hours ago
    The setting is unsettling. Remind me of some old horror flash games i used to play.
  • grimgrin 16 hours ago
    This is inspired by jmail.world, which may have been inspired itself.

    It is obviously not as interesting as jmail.world, but, give her time

  • bbor 17 hours ago
    Ok I'm a pretty passionate anti-advertising advocate, but if advertising is gonna look like anything, it might as well be this!
  • ghostly_s 3 hours ago
    Immediately crashes on my phone, is this something related to Nathan Fielder's new doc?
  • cyboru 13 hours ago
    Genuinely curious: does anyone know if the backers ever got refunded?
  • episode0x01 16 hours ago
    Love the camera jump scare. Genius
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      i'm glad someone found it!!
  • vjay15 6 hours ago
    Blew my mind away.....
  • robertlane0 15 hours ago
    Might be the most tasteful ad I've seen in a hot minute, not bad at all.
  • flowerlad 14 hours ago
    The iPhone works and you can even play/listen to music on it!
    • asxndu 14 hours ago
      Even the Theranos machine
  • 0xferruccio 16 hours ago
    this site is so slick great job! love how the email in the iphone works
    • kbyatnal 16 hours ago
      there's too many easter eggs to count, I didn't even realize that one existed
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      thank you :))
  • ksd482 16 hours ago
    I finished the juice. Now what ?

    LOL

    Excellent work! All the best for the documentary launch!

    • bolau 16 hours ago
      thank you for the kind words!!
      • DonHopkins 15 hours ago
        The juice was great. Now I have to pee. Where do I click? Can the machine analyze it?
      • parrot_mk2 12 hours ago
        Best ad I've seen in a very long time, but I'm mildly disappointed I couldn't load the juice into the Theranos machine
  • perarneng 16 hours ago
    I spent way to much time with that :-D
  • DonHopkins 15 hours ago
    I took a photo on the iPhone of Elizabeth Holmes and myself hanging out smoking a joint together!

    The share button let me download it.

  • next_xibalba 16 hours ago
    Kinda cool, but also annoying that it's just backdoor marketing for a b2b SaaS company.
  • annoyingnoob 16 hours ago
    There is no way to run for the door.
  • hmyn 7 hours ago
    playfulness is the key
  • henrymerrilees 14 hours ago
    Bo you are a legend!!!
  • freecodeio 15 hours ago
    you can click on the drink to take a sip btw
  • waterTanuki 12 hours ago
    I checked the health app on the phone:

    > No health data.

    :)

  • very_good_man 12 hours ago
    Very cool!
  • bojackh 13 hours ago
    interesting seeing marketing content do so well on HN haha, not bad!
  • kogasa240p 15 hours ago
    As someone who only knows Theranos by the creepy lady and that they did some scam this is very interesting. Only critique is that it calls Twitter X, which isn't historically accurate.

    EDIT: uhh I thought the movie signup thing was a gag, didn't know it was real. Sorry I guess.

  • ghm2180 13 hours ago
    Context please. What is this?
  • iamleppert 14 hours ago
    Why are people giving her anymore attention and time? Yawn. I don't get it. The story has been told, there is nothing new here besides some weird shots of her wide eyed like she always has been. Am I the only person who isn't impressed?
  • jingrey 16 hours ago
    woah this is such a throwback, made me oddly nostalgic. great fucking work
    • bolau 16 hours ago
      thank you!!
  • DonHopkins 15 hours ago
    Now do Epstein's Laptop!
  • elais-dev 10 hours ago
    [dead]