34 comments

  • cmrx64 19 hours ago
    https://news.wttw.com/2026/09/11/rock-star-meet-guy-who-exca...

    here’s a picture of the actual rock - and digger! phew!

    • Stratoscope 15 hours ago
      That is a wonderful article!

      > Over the years, Pitelka has rescued some of these rocks and deposited them at his mom’s five-acre property, including a large hunk of limestone that, when he dumped it out of his truck, split in half to reveal a perfect trilobite fossil, convex on one side and a matching imprint on the other.

      > “I was so excited to hear that the right people got involved,” he said. “I’m absolutely ecstatic it’s going to be on display. For me, as an (excavator) who loves boulders, it’s the coolest thing that people understand its historical significance and appreciate it.”

    • ComputerGuru 22 minutes ago
      TFA has a picture as well; just scroll down.
    • xnx 1 hour ago
      That rock couldn't have been found by a better guy.
    • aktenlage 15 hours ago
      Thank you, great read.
  • matthewsinclair 19 hours ago
    Surely it has to be “Boulder McBoulderface”?

    [0]: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36225652

    • tjwebbnorfolk 3 minutes ago
      I think this is the only valid name
    • samgranieri 2 hours ago
      I was going to suggest just this! I love Boaty McBoatface.

      But as a resident of the Chicago area, I’m partial to Da Rock

      • aceazzameen 1 hour ago
        Can have the best of both worlds.

        Da Rocky McRockface

        • tanseydavid 34 minutes ago
          Rocky McRockface is the perfect name and gets my vote.
  • Stratoscope 19 hours ago
    Here are the name finalists:

      • Sweet Stone Chicago
      • No ORDinary Rock
      • Chicago Rocks
      • O'Rock
      • Orchard Rock
      • Da Rock
    
    "No ORDinary Rock" and "Orchard Rock" are the winners for me. They both pay tribute to how O'Hare got its IATA airport code in the 1940s, when it was called Orchard Field.

    So deciding between the two, Orchard Rock is my pick! It's subtle, but the plaque can explain it.

    • toddmorey 1 minute ago
      Beanie’s Baby
    • swingandamiss 24 minutes ago
      I like "Orchard Rock" because it's not some stupid reddit'ism.
    • lbriner 56 minutes ago
      Just call it "Dwayne Johnson"?

      Then in generations to some, old people can explain that Dwayne Johnson was the King of Wrestling and then became King of Hollywood.

    • robotnikman 33 minutes ago
      I like 'Da Rock' because it reminds me of da orks from Warhammer 40K
    • jhatax 2 hours ago
      Surprised to see `ExtraORDinary Rock` missing => 50-tons, that's got to meet the bar for extraordinary.
    • whycome 2 hours ago
      Wish I saw some of the larger list. This still seems weak.

      ORD as an acronym? O Rock D

      O’Hare Rock Dolostone O’Hare Runway Dolomite

      Rocky.

      Da Dolo

    • RaftPeople 2 hours ago
      Ditka
      • anonymousDan 2 hours ago
        I like it. Ditka Rock has a certain ring to it.
  • syspec 32 minutes ago
    Interesting, the construction worker who found is said he never found one that big in all his years working in the field.

    I had no idea that would be rare, what makes it relatively rare?

  • JoeAltmaier 2 hours ago
    "Mother's Love"

    Because, we so often take it for granite.

  • bcaulfield 19 hours ago
    Should name it Dwayne Johnson and never explain further.
    • cestith 6 hours ago
      Or Rudy Ray Moore.
  • PyWoody 2 hours ago
    If you're ever in the area of Madison, NH and have absolutely nothing else to do, the Madison Boulder is kinda neat. [0] It's a little bigger at about 5k tons.

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Boulder

  • wffurr 1 hour ago
    Glad they included a video of moving it. 50 tons is close to the limit of a typical boom crane.
  • futuresoonpast 16 minutes ago
    Rocky, obvs.
  • ternaryoperator 2 hours ago
    Is a 50-ton boulder rare or super-rare?
    • waltbosz 1 hour ago
      I thought the same thing. My back yard is full of huge rocks. Nothing quite that large, maybe 1/3 of that size. A few doors down there is a boulder twice as big as the O'Hare one.

      I'm speaking in volume. I'm not sure of the mass of these boulders.

    • crisnoble 1 hour ago
      In chicagoland, yes. For someone who moved there from California, it was strange that rocks hardly larger than a human warranted school field trips and plaques. Perhaps it is geologically cool, but I was unimpressed as a 6th grader. https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53236492797_60069bde90_b...
    • hoppyhoppy2 2 hours ago
      Dunno, but I haven't ever come across one on my property.
    • Yizahi 2 hours ago
      Medium-rare I would guess
    • tptacek 2 hours ago
      Not from the look of it.
  • whycome 2 hours ago
    When Toronto had to name their team, I’m sure that the success of Jurassic Park helped the finalist (Raptors) win. I’m surprised “Rocky” didn’t make a finalist here (via Project Hail Mary).

    Maybe that’s too Philadelphia.

    O’Hare “Rocky” Dolomite

  • mikewarot 14 hours ago
    Tangent time: I've got a smaller one in my yard, and I've got a set of feathers and wedges to avoid having to dig it all up at once. Here's a video of someone using feathers and wedges to split granite.

    https://youtu.be/s7_z-SGxUAs?si=vUKYBWYvG7nncszd&t=924

  • karlkloss 15 hours ago
    Rocky McRockface
  • lifeisstillgood 47 minutes ago
    “Deep Crust” surely?
  • dbcurtis 45 minutes ago
    Years ago, a company that I worked for had a huge boulder in the parking lot area that had simply been built around. At some point, facilities decided they were going to remove the boulder. Employees printed up some tee shirts that said "Save the BFR". Because, you know, it was a big rock.
  • MadrasTh0rn 1 hour ago
    CHIrock or CHI (shy) stone
  • JoeAltmaier 2 hours ago
    Pictures or it didn't happen?
  • lukeify 2 hours ago
    O’Hareball!
  • mrlonglong 2 hours ago
    Bouldery McBoulderface.
  • nyc_data_geek 1 hour ago
    Rocky McRockFace
  • huxley 2 hours ago
    “A large boulder the size of a small boulder"

    https://time.com/5772944/large-small-boulder/

    • entrope 46 minutes ago
      I was going to suggest something in that vein, perhaps "a giant boulder the size of a large boulder" to distinguish it from its Coloradan cousin.
  • shmilia 2 hours ago
    Bean
  • ashton314 2 hours ago
    Peewee Pebblestone
  • contingencies 1 hour ago
    As an Australian aware of Chicago's Irish heritage and the implied weight balancing our antipodean clime, I'd suggest "Tip O'Dea".

    PS. If visiting Chicago check out the Lincoln Park Conservatory, an amazing historic plant collection with one of the world's best ferneries, very close to downtown. https://www.lincolnparkconservancy.org/projects/conservatory...

  • wewewedxfgdf 2 hours ago
    Big Boy Boulder
  • pvaldes 2 hours ago
    Stonehangar, of course
  • mindslight 18 hours ago
    There's something about finding huge rocks in the ground while digging that makes you just want to take them out and like, use them for something? The last one I found I had to make myself leave it there (well I moved it over a foot so a pipe didn't have to go around it). Like no, it has sat here for thousands of years just fine, it can keep sitting. Glad to hear it applies to 50 ton ones, as well.
    • acomjean 16 hours ago
      In New England they made stone walls out of them. Of course most where smallish

      https://www.outdoors.org/resources/amc-outdoors/history/hist...

      In “original” England they did as well.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone

      • mindslight 5 hours ago
        Oh sure, I'm definitely familiar with those. The weird ones are in forests, a reminder that an area used to be clear and then was left to grow back.

        The walls of stones were the result of collecting stones that were near the surface from what I understand (maybe plow depth). I was talking more like bigger stones that were buried several feet under the ground that could just stay where they are (when you fill in the hole), but for a compulsion to treat them as things.

    • acomjean 16 hours ago
      In New England they made stone walls out of them.

      In “original” England they did as well.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_stone

  • powerbroker 19 hours ago
    There is another rock sitting alongside a chief artery about 25 miles NW just beyond Schaumburg. Silly to give these things a name.
    • Stratoscope 19 hours ago
      There are big rocks everywhere. But surely we can be allowed to have a little fun?
      • powerbroker 17 hours ago
        OK, OK. just drag it up to Schaumburg. Put it next to the other rock. Then call it 'micro-henge'.
        • Stratoscope 17 hours ago
          That works for me! Can you help me drag this 50-ton rock?
  • poontangpoo 1 hour ago
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  • hal-eisen 2 hours ago
    How is it possible that NONE of the candidate names refer to Colbert? Especially given his time with Second City.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_impact_of_The_Colbert...

    • nonethewiser 2 hours ago
      I dont get it. Does he have some association with large rocks or something?
    • tptacek 2 hours ago
      Colbert is not a Chicago figure. You'd have to remind the median Chicagoan who knows who he is that he ever spent time here. You might just as easily name it after Bob Odenkirk.