Vegemite is not a human right

(cnn.com)

21 points | by sumnole 1 hour ago

13 comments

  • zulux 54 minutes ago
    As a religious person, I find this ruling troubling.

    We bend over backward for religious dietary restrictions.

    Why not sincerely held secular dietary restrictions and convictions? I also suspect the ruling would have been deliberated more if this wasn't an Australian inmate requesting Australian foods.

    • marky1991 12 minutes ago
      What is a 'secular dietary conviction'? Religious restrictions are 'God says it is morally wrong to consume this'. Are you suggesting that australian culture suggests 'it is morally wrong to not eat vegemite'? I don't think that's true.

      Because if it's just 'australian people like to eat X, I'm australian, thus it's morally wrong to deny me 'X', I don't see how that's reasonable. It's also a strong australian cultural norm to not be confined to a small cell every day for the rest of your life, but that norm was knowingly taken away as part this inmates' conviction and sentencing. Surely eating vegemite is a much smaller concern compared to the imprisonment.

    • BeetleB 34 minutes ago
      He claims this is actually due to religion. He needs the nutrition, and the only alternative is pork, which he can't eat due to his religion.
      • ChrisRR 23 minutes ago
        Or you know, a multivitamin
  • mrkeen 1 hour ago

      The judge upheld prison authorities’ argument that McKechnie had failed to provide any proper foundations for his opinion that Vegemite does not interfere with drug sniffer dogs.
    
    What is the null-hypothesis, who is making a claim, who has the burden of proof?
  • npc99 1 hour ago
    When I first heard about the case, I assumed prisoner was suing because he was being forced to accept toast with vegemite already on it or something, but turns out it was the opposite lol
    • Tade0 1 hour ago
      Was going to say the same. I acquired a taste for it, but you really have to spread it thinly.

      Also the jar lid can and will get stuck on dried Vegemite, so at the same time you have to open it frequently, so as to prevent that.

      • BashiBazouk 5 minutes ago
        Yup, I was in a youth hostel while backpacking down the east coast of Australia and decided to try it. I found if you spread a cracker with a thick layer of butter then a molecular thin layer of vegemite it came quite close to process cheese. Though that was the first and last time I tried the stuff...
      • alexjplant 24 minutes ago
        Two slices of bread in the toaster oven. Throw some sharp cheddar on one of them halfway through. Spread a thin layer of *mite on the other. Delicious. I threw some carmelized onions on there one time too and it was even better.

        The *mite hate comes from people trying to spread it like Nutella because they think brown = chocolate. One must apply it like sunscreen or thermal paste. My last jar of Vegemite similarly glued itself irretrievably shut towards the end even with a quarter of its contents left. I treated it as a metaphor for existence and discarded it with spiritual indifference.

  • kleiba2 1 hour ago
    > Vegemite is typically considered an acquired taste at best by those who weren’t raised on it.

    +1

    • somenameforme 1 hour ago
      I loved it the first time I had it. On the other hand I also loved durian the first time I had it too.
    • esafak 1 hour ago
      That's cause you're on Team Marmite instead, eh? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite
      • ChrisRR 22 minutes ago
        Marmite would also be banned if it's because it throws off the sniffer dogs
      • Toynbeeidea 1 hour ago
        I prefer Marmite for its consistency. Marmite is sticky and goopy, Vegemite is kinda waxy.

        I've never set foot in either Europe or Australia, but I liked both Marmite and Vegemite the first time I tried them.

      • kleiba2 1 hour ago
        Haha, no, my +1 was not because I agree with the statement, I just appreciated the wording.
  • comrade1234 1 hour ago
    From the article it's not clear if the problem with the drug-sniffing dogs is false-positives or false-negatives. So don't start hiding your drugs in vegemite just yet.
  • drooopy 21 minutes ago
    Vegemite is more like a human rights violation.
  • aunty_helen 46 minutes ago
    This goes against the vibe of the constitution.
  • ChrisRR 23 minutes ago
    > As a Jew who observed kosher law

    > serving a life sentence for murder

    Well which is it?

  • moi2388 35 minutes ago
    “ Vegemite had been banned throughout the state’s 12 prisons for the past 20 years because it could potentially impair sniffer dogs’ ability to detect narcotics and could be used to brew alcohol because of its yeast content”

    Well yes, but you can brew alcohol out of almost anything.

    Also, everything “potentially” impairs sniffers dogs ability. Including attention. The question is, does it actually?

    • brettermeier 27 minutes ago
      I recently saw in a documentation, that jam was banned from german prison(s?) because you can use it for making alcohol. So might not be the first product which got banned because of this.
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