9 comments

  • jtickle 26 minutes ago
    This seems exactly like the sort of shenanigan that would piss off rather than appease the wood spirits.
  • yetihehe 5 minutes ago
    Knocking on wood was about knocking on unpainted wood, so that you have actual direct physical contact with wood. Remote knocking seems to go in the other direction...
  • krunck 8 minutes ago
    There are societies where rather than knocking on wood one turns one's head and spits. For example: "Grandad is looking well after his fall, let's hope that doesn't happen again. Ptew!"

    Looking for this in app form.

  • weirdish 5 minutes ago
    I'd only buy this if it included a subscription-based AI upsell to predict and adapt to my adjusting superstition needs over time
  • TehCorwiz 18 minutes ago
    If an app knocks on a tree and nobody is around…
  • dvh 22 minutes ago
    It's like FakeBlock from Arrested development
  • itissid 24 minutes ago
    I am ratting this out to the Tree Beard
  • classified 12 minutes ago
    The knockers are missing solar panels to continuously charge their batteries. So there will be sustained costs to keep them running. And how water-proof are they? Apart from that, it's going to sell like hot cakes.
  • tinyplanets 22 minutes ago
    Or just, you know, walk outside in the fresh air, find a nearby tree, and knock on it...